I worked for a major defense contractor as a buyer. The CEO's secretary called up about some books they had ordered. I had just recently taken over the military side as well as the commercial side and she had not gone through the normal channels to place the order. So when she called and started condemning me I told her to shut the fuck up and slammed down the phone. My boss was sitting with me at the time. Luckily he did not immediately fire me, but defended me. I found I am on the autism spectrum with Aspergers and reacting badly was a trait of that affliction.

That was exactly the scene I was thinking of!

I virtually never cussed before, but now every single sentence....

TTS, kinda sounds dirty though, like having something to do with female anatomy... but I love it!

I am the type of person who, if I say even a mild curse word at work, people are shocked. It is so out of character for me in public. Little do they know I swear like a drunken sailor whenever the subject is Trump related and I am on the internet. Hopefully one of these days I will become a mild-mannered, soft-spoken human being again, but until he is out of office, all bets are off.

I can't help it, especially when watching the news and driving.

Pretty sure I upgraded my seat in the handbasket yesterday.

Then you ain't paying attention!

...of speech it can fulfil so often that I am afraid it will slip out in an inappropriate situation.

Remembering fabric softener seems like a very achievable resolution.

I'm more of a 'fark' and 'feck' sort, but I'll try to squeeze 'fook' into the rotation.

Is that 'fook' rhyming with 'book', or 'kook'?

...where I first heard the “fook” pronunciation. It is extremely liberally used over there. On one bus trip, I started counting how often I heard it in a 3-way conversation between some young teenage girls - probably middle school age. In that 30 minute bus ride, I counted 150 utterances of “fook” in one variety or another.

LOL - auto-correct wants to change it to “food.”

...fucking truth!

Fuck that goddam shit.

'fuck' once. Very good. By November maybe you can cut that one out of you vocabulary.

So on those laundry days, cuss your heart out.

Who are running our country just bring out the worst in us. I can relate. Any time my husband mentions rump, immediately the words “That asshole!” roll off my tongue....

is to outlive the orange motherfucker. FWIW, white vinegar is a good, cheap eco-friendly fabric softener. Cheers!

There has never been a more appropriate time to cuss about the destruction of our institutions and the massive

amount of unqualified judges being appointed all over the country.

Trump and his party are vile and evil.

The Evangelical cult and the Trump cult have joined forces.

I think that deems cussing appropriate.

buried in the excrement flowing from these assholes, loosely referred to as the executive branch. No longer in my vocabulary is the phrase 'Well, it can't get any worse.', because before you know it, ad fooking nauseum.