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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsOne evening, a phone call
One evening, Barack Obama gets a phone call at his home. He answers, "Hello?"
"Hello Barack," comes the reply. "This is President Trump. I need your help."
"Donald, this is a surprise," Obama says. "How can I help you?"
"I have a huge mess in the Oval Office," Trump explains. "I started putting together a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't get it. There are thousands of pieces all over the floor."
"Jigsaw puzzle?" asks Obama. "What's it supposed to look like?"
"The picture on the box is a rooster," Trump replies. "This is very embarrassing. Please come over and help me."
Obama gets into a cab and heads to the White House. He enters the Oval Office, takes a look around, and says:
"Donald... these are cornflakes."
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One evening, a phone call (Original Post)
mac56
Jan 2020
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dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)1. Thaks for the laff.
A needed chuckle.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)2. *snicker*
Thanks for that!
Wounded Bear
(58,670 posts)3. Ok, that got a chuckle...
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)4. I Needed That!
BlueMTexpat
(15,370 posts)5. ...
I needed that! Thanks so much!
GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)6. I wish I could laugh.