I mean think about it. What kind of person sells his own kind to be eaten while he profits from it. It's just terribly mind numbing.

I expected him to just crack up.

I hope his death wasn't long and painful; I would want him to go out in a Jiffy. But I won't mourn for him; I know he's gone on to a butter life.

with peanut butter to combat Reese's.

will fall into a fat fryer.

Starts about 1:05, I think.

In fact, I dislike him so much, I have stopped buying Planters nuts for years. Glad to see him gone.

Aside from my personal animus, Planters went fully strange in 2018:

When peanuts die, do they decompose into a buttery substance?

I suppose I could have said, “This is nuts,” but that was a little to easy/obvious.

demonstrated in Mr. Peanut's top hat, cane and monocle.

Their sales are probably suffering from all the generic brand sales of nut snacks. Watch for something more cartoonish and eye-appealing to young people in the future.

I go back to the 50s with Planters when a 5-cent bag of salted peanuts and a 5-cent Coka-Cola was a very special treat.

KY.......