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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA rant: Krinkle Kut 'French fries' are an abomination!
They are NOT 'French fries'.
Not those delightful shoestring, crispy outside, creamy inside pommes frites.
Krinkle Kut fries are NOT crispy!
They are MEALY.
They are the lazy cook's 'fries'.
I will not eat Krinkle Kut fried potatoes and you can't make me.
irisblue
(32,982 posts)Now.... Steak Fries?
And someone else can talk about what to dip or sprinkle on fried.
give me what you don't finish.
Kali
(55,014 posts)talk about lazy cookin' lets wedge a whole potato into like 6 or 8 fries and basically serve a dry baked potato to a diner who wants FRIED thin sticks of crispy goodness
also keep your gross dry huge potato butt home fries and give me real crispy HASHBROWNS!
actually I have had decent crinkle cut on occasion, but in general I am with you, trof!
underpants
(182,839 posts)Had fries maybe 5 times last year.
Just a thing I do every few years.
Ohiogal
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(52,261 posts)trof
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(52,261 posts)trof
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(52,261 posts)But it's clear *that* is where you went wrong
Liberal Jesus Freak
(1,451 posts)Crinkle cuts are particularly good with gravy (former Baltimorean here 😀 . But I do prefer the thin cut fries for just eating. And I dont do ketchup 👎
trof
(54,256 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Walleye
(31,028 posts)With a cold beer. Gave up the beer, but still love good french fries.
Phentex
(16,334 posts)but they have to be fresh, deep fried and not many places do that anymore.
Still Sensible
(2,870 posts)not "MEALY" at all.
kacekwl
(7,017 posts)Only if well done.
catbyte
(34,408 posts)they're freezer-burned and they seem coated with some sort of funky substance that leaves an oil slick in the roof of my mouth after I eat one. I can't figure it out because it's just the way they're cut. They're worse than a mealy apple.
LaelthsDaughter
(150 posts)Same!!! I hate crinkle cut fries! Ill opt to get some other side every time if I see thats what comes from the restaurant.
handmade34
(22,756 posts)"lazy cook's 'fries'"
jpak
(41,758 posts)https://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/French-fries-Maine-Bolleys-crinkle-cut-threatened-13159177.php
The owners of a Maine hot dog restaurant say they have been cursed at, threatened and treated hostilely after they switched their menu from crinkle-cut French fries to straight-cut.
Leslie Parsons said in a Facebook post last week that she knew that some customers would not appreciate the restaurant's decision to go with the alternate potato cut, but she was not prepared for the extent of the rancor of "some pretty disturbing and hostile customers."
"I just want to say I will absolutely not tolerate being sworn at, threatened physical harm to myself, my husband and children. It is unacceptable here at Bolley's and should NEVER be tolerated anywhere," Parsons wrote.
The crinkle cut had been the traditional deep-fried potato of the Waterville restaurant, but Parsons said shaping it required a cutter with "ridiculously pricey and flimsy blades." After spending "thousands" on blades, she eighty-sixed the crinkle.
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jpak
(41,758 posts)The Crinkle Fries
The Cheese curds
St Hubert Poutine Gravy!
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GeorgeGist
(25,321 posts)Krinkle Kut fries are the very best.
Sneederbunk
(14,292 posts)Codeine
(25,586 posts)but thats a one-in-a-million occurrence. Normally theyre a mealy mess.
MFM008
(19,818 posts)WHEN HOT.
when not, meh...
Laffy Kat
(16,383 posts)It's us against them.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Go with the original.
Harker
(14,026 posts)is also abominable.
Wabbajack_
(1,300 posts)Mmmmmmmmm, stopped making them apparently
Polly Hennessey
(6,799 posts)sweet potato fries. Give me shoestring crispy any day.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)MicaelS
(8,747 posts)Including ketchup of course.
JuJuYoshida
(2,215 posts)more 4 me
flotsam
(3,268 posts)The answer for me commercially is available to you at home...if you like McD's fries you need to buy Oreida Fast Food Fries. In an actual deep fryer (375 degrees until they float) they are perfect or sprayed with olive oil in an air fryer at 14 minutes at 400 degrees they are pretty good. Just saying I know a lot about fries and this is my advice.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,842 posts)They also re-heat better, in case you have leftovers and want to have some with your eggs the next morning.