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LuckyCharms

(17,466 posts) Fri Feb 21, 2020, 09:13 AM Feb 2020

Excuse me, Sir...

Can you please tell me in which aisle the prophylactics are located?

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Excuse me, Sir... (Original Post) LuckyCharms Feb 2020 OP

That all depends on what you are trying to prevent jberryhill Feb 2020 #1

THE CLAP LuckyCharms Feb 2020 #2

Oh, I just get up in front of the audience and tell a few jokes jberryhill Feb 2020 #3

Me too! LuckyCharms Feb 2020 #4

Oh. pony-schmony. I mean, who among us *hasn't* been a little hoarse? n/t sl8 Feb 2020 #5

Remember, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. LuckyCharms Feb 2020 #9

No, I'm only 13 but I do safeinOhio Feb 2020 #6

Don't need a note if you... LuckyCharms Feb 2020 #7

Mom would kill me safeinOhio Feb 2020 #8

Just stop showing your condoms to your mom... LuckyCharms Feb 2020 #10

When I was 13, I asked my dad... LuckyCharms Feb 2020 #11

Sir? Mr. Trump, is that you? smirkymonkey Feb 2020 #12

These days, the closest I get to raw-dogging it LuckyCharms Feb 2020 #13

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

1. That all depends on what you are trying to prevent

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 09:19 AM

Feb 2020

LuckyCharms

(17,466 posts)

2. THE CLAP

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 09:23 AM

Feb 2020

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

3. Oh, I just get up in front of the audience and tell a few jokes

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 09:26 AM

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That prevents it, dead in its tracks.

LuckyCharms

(17,466 posts)

4. Me too!

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #3)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 09:56 AM

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Went to a petting zoo yesterday. There was a miniature pony there. He was hung like a horse.

sl8

(13,949 posts)

5. Oh. pony-schmony. I mean, who among us *hasn't* been a little hoarse? n/t

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #4)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 10:00 AM

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LuckyCharms

(17,466 posts)

9. Remember, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

Reply to sl8 (Reply #5)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 12:59 PM

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Not really.

It's the size of the boat.

safeinOhio

(32,736 posts)

6. No, I'm only 13 but I do

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 10:26 AM

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have a note from my mom.

LuckyCharms

(17,466 posts)

7. Don't need a note if you...

Reply to safeinOhio (Reply #6)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 12:57 PM

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shoplift them. Like I do.

safeinOhio

(32,736 posts)

8. Mom would kill me

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #7)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 12:58 PM

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if I got caught.

LuckyCharms

(17,466 posts)

10. Just stop showing your condoms to your mom...

Reply to safeinOhio (Reply #8)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 01:00 PM

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and you won't get caught.

LuckyCharms

(17,466 posts)

11. When I was 13, I asked my dad...

Reply to safeinOhio (Reply #8)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 01:06 PM

Feb 2020

what size condoms I should buy.

He said..."go ask your mother".

As I went to find my mother to ask her, I stopped in my tracks and said "HUH?"

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

12. Sir? Mr. Trump, is that you?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 03:30 PM

Feb 2020

I always thought you raw-dogged it. Nice to see you taking some responsibility for a change.

LuckyCharms

(17,466 posts)

13. These days, the closest I get to raw-dogging it

Reply to smirkymonkey (Reply #12)

Fri Feb 21, 2020, 09:10 PM

Feb 2020

is when I eat a hot dog right from the package.

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