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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsNot sure who came up with these, but great stuff! 😤🤧😷🤢
NEIL DIAMOND: touching hands
CDC: no dont touch hands
NEIL DIAMOND: reaching out
CDC: please avoid that
NEIL DIAMOND: TOUCHING YOU-
CDC: everyone is Boston is doomed
STING: Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
CDC: Now you're talkin
STING: Every breath you take, every step you make...
CDC: Yes, we will be watching you.
Proclaimers:
But I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
to fall down at your door
CDC: Please quarantine in place
MC Hammer: You can't touch this
CDC: Not without proper sterilization and washing hands
JIM MORRISON: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON NOW TOUCH ME, BABY!
CDC: That is not advised.
JIM MORRISON: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM NOT AFRAID?
CDC: Immaterial.
Phil Collins: Shes seems to have an invisible touch
CDC: get her into quarantine immediately!
Pink Floyd: HEY YOU
CDC: oh hell
Pink Floyd: out there on your own
CDC: ok, self quarantined, not so bad
Pink Floyd: sitting naked by the phone WOULD YOU TOUCH ME
CDC: god damnit
EXILE: I want to kiss you all over
CDC: Absolutely not.
EXILE: and over again.
CDC: GOTTDAMNIT!!
Alanis: Cause I got one hand in my pocket.
CDC: Make sure it's sanitized.
Alanis: And the other one is giving a high five.
CDC: That's it. I quit!
MILEY: "It's a Party in the USA!"
CDC: "You really should avoid large gatherings."
MILEY: "My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick!"
CDC: "See! What did I tell you?"
Bon Jovi: You're love is like bad medicine.
CDC: We're actually still finding the cure.
Bon Jovi: Bad medicine is what I need.
CDC: It most certainly is not.
BEATLES: Yeah you, got that something, I think you'll understand
CDC: It's Covid-19
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: Not advisable
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: No
Eddie Money: Take me home tonight!
CDC: NO!
Foreigner: IM HOT-BLOODED! Check it and see.
CDC: Well, yes, we do advise constant monitoring of body tempera
Foreigner: IVE GOT A FEVER OF A HUNDRED AND THREE!
CDC: Dear God. Why are you still singing? Can we get an ambulance here? Right away?
Robert Palmer: Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I've got a bad case
CDC: Oh no...
Palmer: Of loving you
CDC: *sigh of relief*
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Not sure who came up with these, but great stuff! 😤🤧😷🤢 (Original Post)
Heartstrings
Mar 2020
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Arkansas Granny
(31,532 posts)1. Lol. Good stuff.
Leghorn21
(13,526 posts)2. This is 100% pure stable geeeeenius!!
Mahvelous!!
Skittles
(153,199 posts)3. ha!
JANET: Touch-a Touch-a touch me, I want to be DIIIIIIIRTY
CDC: Oh HELL NO
Ferrets are Cool
(21,110 posts)4. Bloody brilliant. nt
musette_sf
(10,206 posts)5. heh...
Diana: Touch me in the morning...
CDC: Um, not so good.
Diana: Then just walk away.
CDC: Better.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,023 posts)6. How about...
Young Rascals: I was feeling so bad
I asked my family doctor just what I had
I said doctor, doctor, Mister MD
CDC: yes, go ahead, ask.
Young Rascals: Now can you tell me what's ailing me
CDC: Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yes indeed...