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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,599 posts) Mon Mar 16, 2020, 01:58 PM Mar 2020

No toilet paper? No problem! I found a box of dryer sheets in the laundry room. My ass now

smells like lavender and for the first time in thirty years it’s wrinkle free. And as a bonus, no more static electricity!

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No toilet paper? No problem! I found a box of dryer sheets in the laundry room. My ass now (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2020 OP

I am laughing out loud Floyd! Ohiogal Mar 2020 #1

hubby scored a 12 pack today of tp at fred meyers at 7 30 am. Still no dry beans tho.. samnsara Mar 2020 #2

sure Floyd ,, kozar Mar 2020 #3

This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Mar 2020 #4

Truly "soft as a baby's bottom"...nt N_E_1 for Tennis Mar 2020 #5

Good on the electricity customerserviceguy Mar 2020 #6

You never fail to make me laugh! lastlib Mar 2020 #7

I'm suspicious. Has anyone ever seen Floyd R. Turbo & Lucky Charms in the same tblue37 Mar 2020 #8

I don't think I would WANT to! lastlib Mar 2020 #9

OMG! I am literally laughing out loud! Callalily Mar 2020 #10

Ohiogal

(32,065 posts)

1. I am laughing out loud Floyd!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 02:04 PM

Mar 2020

Static electricity after eating bean burritos ... not a good visual ...

samnsara

(17,635 posts)

2. hubby scored a 12 pack today of tp at fred meyers at 7 30 am. Still no dry beans tho..

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 02:05 PM

Mar 2020

..I actually found a pack of large adult size dental bibs online...500 for $20 plus tax. I can cut them into quarters for wipe ups and small jobs...

kozar

(2,132 posts)

3. sure Floyd ,,

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 02:22 PM

Mar 2020

No static electricity in yer underwear going on, please send video of when you take them OFF!!!! Evil smirk

Koz

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N_E_1 for Tennis

(9,778 posts)

5. Truly "soft as a baby's bottom"...nt

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 02:36 PM

Mar 2020

customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)

6. Good on the electricity

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 02:51 PM

Mar 2020

but there's still thunder, right?

lastlib

(23,287 posts)

7. You never fail to make me laugh!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 03:09 PM

Mar 2020

What a gift in the days of tRump!

tblue37

(65,488 posts)

8. I'm suspicious. Has anyone ever seen Floyd R. Turbo & Lucky Charms in the same

Reply to lastlib (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 05:09 PM

Mar 2020

place at the same time?

lastlib

(23,287 posts)

9. I don't think I would WANT to!

Reply to tblue37 (Reply #8)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 05:39 PM

Mar 2020

Callalily

(14,894 posts)

10. OMG! I am literally laughing out loud!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Mar 17, 2020, 09:08 AM

Mar 2020

That is sooooooo funny.

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