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LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts) Sun Mar 22, 2020, 05:51 PM Mar 2020

DUers: I am prepared to pay you $7,000 for one roll of toilet paper.

Must be directly delivered to me within the next 7 minutes.

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DUers: I am prepared to pay you $7,000 for one roll of toilet paper. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Mar 2020 OP

Sounds like you are in the middle of something big. Frasier Balzov Mar 2020 #1

Dammit, Spock, he's working on the Captain's Log! lastlib Mar 2020 #10

Dammit. Jamastiene Mar 2020 #2

On the way... Major Nikon Mar 2020 #3

Now THAT's a service dog! Cirque du So-What Mar 2020 #5

Say hello to my dog, Tipi! Beartracks Mar 2020 #6

Is your shower and/or bathtub not working? nt mr_lebowski Mar 2020 #4

If I pay $7,000 for a roll of toilet paper, LuckyCharms Mar 2020 #7

Lol ... no, of course you wouldn't want to do that ... mr_lebowski Mar 2020 #8

Take as much as you need... PoliticAverse Mar 2020 #9

Frasier Balzov

(2,654 posts)

1. Sounds like you are in the middle of something big.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 05:53 PM

Mar 2020

lastlib

(23,244 posts)

10. Dammit, Spock, he's working on the Captain's Log!

Reply to Frasier Balzov (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 07:07 PM

Mar 2020

Going where no man has gone before!

Jamastiene

(38,187 posts)

2. Dammit.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 05:53 PM

Mar 2020

Lol! I hope it doesn't get that bad.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

3. On the way...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 05:54 PM

Mar 2020

Cirque du So-What

(25,941 posts)

5. Now THAT's a service dog!

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #3)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 06:03 PM

Mar 2020

Brave too, taking into account the dog’s phenomenal sense of smell.

Beartracks

(12,816 posts)

6. Say hello to my dog, Tipi!

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #3)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 06:07 PM

Mar 2020

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mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

4. Is your shower and/or bathtub not working? nt

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 06:02 PM

Mar 2020

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)

7. If I pay $7,000 for a roll of toilet paper,

Reply to mr_lebowski (Reply #4)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 06:10 PM

Mar 2020

I'm not going to risk getting it wet in the shower and having it disintegrate.

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

8. Lol ... no, of course you wouldn't want to do that ...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #7)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 06:12 PM

Mar 2020

However, if your shower and/or bathtub works, you'd likely find you could obviate the need for a 7K roll of TP pretty effectively.

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

9. Take as much as you need...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 06:13 PM

Mar 2020

http://www.papertoilet.com/

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