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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA plane with 5 passengers on board
A plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. Im the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!, takes one and jumps.
Boris said Im needed to sort out Britain. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church. He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10 year old replied: "Dont worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
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A plane with 5 passengers on board (Original Post)
The King of Prussia
Mar 2020
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Bayard
(22,105 posts)1. An oldie, but updated goodie!
Karadeniz
(22,540 posts)2. We got a laugh...thanks!❤
iluvtennis
(19,863 posts)3. I hadn't heard this one...LOL. Thanks for the post
ClearSky24
(234 posts)4. LOL