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Marthe48

(16,963 posts) Sat Mar 28, 2020, 01:56 PM Mar 2020

A little humor?

I went to the atm today. I planned to use the hand sanitizer on my latex gloves before and after i touched the keypad, and wipe off all the money and my debit card. So I took a big bottle of hand sanitizer with me. While I was getting my money, a woman came up to me and said, 'Give it to me' I said, 'My money?' And she said, 'NO! Your hand sanitizer!'

<jk> I made that up.

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A little humor? (Original Post) Marthe48 Mar 2020 OP

Wait a month down the road,... magicarpet Mar 2020 #1

🙂 MLAA Mar 2020 #2

Like in Germany when inflation was making money angstlessk Mar 2020 #3

I actually have about 6 million Deutsche marks mostly 1923 Marthe48 Mar 2020 #4

magicarpet

(14,154 posts)

1. Wait a month down the road,...

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sat Mar 28, 2020, 02:03 PM

Mar 2020

... things could get dicey.

Desperate people do odd things.

MLAA

(17,296 posts)

2. 🙂

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Sat Mar 28, 2020, 02:04 PM

Mar 2020

angstlessk

(11,862 posts)

3. Like in Germany when inflation was making money

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Sat Mar 28, 2020, 03:27 PM

Mar 2020

almost worthless...people robbed folk with wheel barrows full of money, just to empty the money and steal he wheel barrows

Marthe48

(16,963 posts)

4. I actually have about 6 million Deutsche marks mostly 1923

Reply to angstlessk (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 28, 2020, 06:35 PM

Mar 2020

Got them in a box of odds and ends at an auction almost 50 years ago. When I look at them, it is so hard to believe they weren't worth a loaf of bread!

Your comment reminds me of an old joke. This guy crossed the border every day with a wheel barrow full of dirt. The customs officials suspected the guy was smuggling, and every day dug through the dirt, never finding a thing. Eventually, one of the older customs guys was getting ready to retire. He asked the guy to tell him what he was smuggling so he could have a peaceful retirement. The guy said, "wheelbarrows."

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