My wife or boogs lady does not get being tacticool

At the bakery this morning all yummies in the boxes. We’re placed at ladies feet on passenger side floor of the 4 runner. He started barking at her.
The lady - why is he barking at me

The man - your in his seat he guards the tummy yummies.

The lady - knock it off Boog I’m not sitting in the backseat boog gives her ear lick.

We stop at red light boog sticks his head out window to cover us as we have goodies.

The man - I say to my wife stay sharp we’re stopped you and boog have 12-6 man has 6-12 if you want you can stick your head out the window as well.

Boog - barking contact one o clock nana lady walking her poodle.

I told my dear wife see you need to get with the program dear.