Some morning just don't go so well.

what a coincidence, you went to the exact same number of digits as google



you're supposed to do it in your head!

You two ^^^ are calculator challenged, methinks ...

Or maybe it's me

Today I'm wearing shorts and a tank top, thinking about re-installing the ACs.

furburger on a funbun.

I'm kind of a pervert.

or the tacky kind?

Digging in boxes of raw chicken. Counting chicken parts.
So. Much. Chicken.

I swear I’m going to order some of those shoulder-length gloves Dr. Pol wears when he’s got his arm up a cow’s ass. These regular gloves just aren’t cutting it. Ugh.

My weekend starts tomorrow, thank gawd.

Thanks for asking.

You're supposed to wear gloves when giving a cow an armjob?

I lose sensation with a glove on.

you're welcome.

There may be snow on the roof, but there's.....HEY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY YARD YOU KID'S,!

and my wife left me cause I was stuck behind a Wall that I built up around myself.

look at the bright side. You didn't get thrown out of church for masturbating to porn on your phone during communion.

I'm so congested...Thag you very buch.

I'm cornfluxed.

That shit ain't funny.

if it hadn't been, I don't know what I would have done.

Correction: A macaw owns us.

"I WANT A PEANUT!"

"yes mistress."

A Blue and Gold has owned me for 19 years.

Cold comfort, but we could be own by an Umbrella Cockatoo

If a Lesser Sulfur Crested Cockatoo counts.

However, yes it counts. All parrots remember their roots -- their ancestors ate our ancestors.

I need to find the diameter of the largest pair of circles I can cut from it.

You're welcome.

Using the pythagorean theorem, the diagonal would be about 68 inches. So if you laid the circles out diagonally, would you be able to get two circles at 34d? Probably not, because I'm sure I'm missing a step...

so that is not a useful answer.


OK, I'm winging this....

Area of the square is 2,304 inches. Area of one circle could be no larger than 2,304 inches.

Area of a circle = pi r2

area of one circle max in the square..... 2,304 = pi r 2.....2,304 = 3.14 r2.... 733.76 = r2.....r = 27.08, so diameter = 54.16 for one circle. So two circles would have a diameter of 27.08 inches each?

the diagonal. I have to go weed whack, I'll give it some more thought. I'm not very good at geometry, but I'll think about it while I'm outside. Thanks for the challenge!

"Let me think about it before I start cutting."

and to be honest, I would never had solved it on my own. The only math related classes that I took at University were...Statistics, Production Management, Introduction to Calculus, and Business Calculus...and this was about 45 years ago!

But I do appreciate the challenge...every once in awhile I like trying to figure something out that I know I have little to no chance of solving!

pie are round!!

Want to protect these lungs, just in case.

My burden

For all you New Jersey folks I consider that a high compliment.

In my state the welcome sign should say Welcome to the AZ, where we are 50th out of 50 States in COVID testing.