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Aristus

(66,434 posts) Sat May 16, 2020, 01:17 AM May 2020

Anyone else compose limericks when they're high?

Here's a new one:

I had a big crush on his sister
So I took a risk, and I kissed her
She turned suddenly,
And then said to me:
"You aimed for my lips but you missed, sir"

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Anyone else compose limericks when they're high? (Original Post) Aristus May 2020 OP

Don't need a high to make up a limerick! Backseat Driver May 2020 #1

A cloud tinged with pink Aristus May 2020 #2

I had a friend who had a leather bound book of raunchy limericks some dating back centuries. CentralMass May 2020 #3

One word for you: "Nantucket" RainCaster May 2020 #4

Yup. CentralMass May 2020 #5

This one might make it w/out an alert. CentralMass May 2020 #6

Backseat Driver

(4,394 posts)

1. Don't need a high to make up a limerick!

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 01:22 AM

May 2020

They are always so much fun...

You do haiku too when you get a little more mellow? - remember, that's 5-7-5 format!

Aristus

(66,434 posts)

2. A cloud tinged with pink

Reply to Backseat Driver (Reply #1)

Sat May 16, 2020, 01:24 AM

May 2020

Blows in the twilight breezes
And then fades to gray

CentralMass

(15,265 posts)

3. I had a friend who had a leather bound book of raunchy limericks some dating back centuries.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 01:44 AM

May 2020

A few seem to have stayed in my memory though I am not particularly gifted at writing them.

RainCaster

(10,906 posts)

4. One word for you: "Nantucket"

Reply to CentralMass (Reply #3)

Sat May 16, 2020, 02:24 AM

May 2020

CentralMass

(15,265 posts)

5. Yup.

Reply to RainCaster (Reply #4)

Sat May 16, 2020, 02:57 AM

May 2020

CentralMass

(15,265 posts)

6. This one might make it w/out an alert.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 03:02 AM

May 2020

There once was a girl from Hoboken
Who said that her cherry'd been broken
From riding her bike on a cobblestone pike
But it'd really been broken from pokin.

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