Our daughter when she was three messed up the cat's nickname "heffalump"

completely different in conversations just to see if people are paying attention. Usually you can tell those that are not having a very good day, just by their expression from what you just said,,,,

i think its a substitute for bitch

ex: its raining like a beezer

This is new net lingo, well, some not so new.

http://www.netlingo.com/word/neologism.php

Here's a list of some pretty funny ones.
http://www.english-for-students.com/Neologism.html

With the emphasis on the NAG, lol!



We also say "the California Adequate" for the California Aqueduct.

as in interrupt and being rude at the same time. Or did I hear that from someone else?