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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThere was a terrible plane crash on the US-CA border. Where were the survivors buried?
dflprincess
(28,085 posts)Unless it's some freaky horror movie
PJMcK
(22,054 posts)Walleye
(31,065 posts)bobbieinok
(12,858 posts)Dream Girl
(5,111 posts)Got me!
2naSalit
(86,818 posts)Maybe not.
2naSalit
(86,818 posts)A: The handle bar is in the middle.
Harker
(14,049 posts)FoxNewsSucks
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"Put it on my bill!"
jmowreader
(50,566 posts)The cops were driving down a back road one fine day when they see a guy filling in a hole. They decided to investigate.
"Donald Trump died, and I buried him."
'Tell us more, please.'
"Well Officer, I was driving down the road just minding my own affair when I saw this car smashed up against that tree over there." (He points to a car that is, indeed, smashed up against a tree.) So I pulled over and went to see. It was Trump. He was eating a Big Mac while driving, got it stuck in his throat, died of suffocation, and wrecked his car. So, just to be a good citizen I figured I'd bury him and save y'all the trouble."
'That's certainly patriotic,' said one of the officers, 'but are you absolutely certain he was dead?'
"Well Officer, that's the thing. He said he wasn't, but you know that sumbitch lies about everything."
I can't quit laughing.
NNadir
(33,563 posts)2naSalit
(86,818 posts)DFW
(54,447 posts)Well, the survivors are probably buried all over the place!
Amy-Strange
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That was an old joke... older than me, and I'm 63!
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