who is calling you every day to accuse you of tax fraud.

They can hash it out.

I forgot to call them back - do you think my 1990 Volvo station wagon's warranty is expired yet?

when I call them about my 97 Lexus 🤪🤪😬😬😬😷😷😷

my mother's maiden name, and all of my log-in IDs and passwords?

So they probably won't be of any help...

You give the guy on the other end of the line your credit card number.

All fixed!

I tried to sound concerned. Then after I was sitting at my computer and listening to instructions on what keys to push, I said I don't have that key, I have an Apple computer. He hung up on me. Imagine that.

want to hurt their feelings and tell them I had a mac. I chit-chatted bs and extended the friendly conversation. When I couldn't find the key, I said, "But you TOLD me I had MS software!"

I've never had an iCloud account and haven't owned an Apple product since 1987, so I didn't return their call.

I kept “rebooting” the computer. I would put the phone down and do a chore come back.

Should I reboot again? No no don’t reboot! Oops I already rebooted. Please wait.

I figured he was on to me when he said he would have to call me back. He called me back and I told him the I just threw the computer in the garbage. He told me my phone lines were infected so that wouldn’t help.

like to take these calls and dissect the caller, like pulling the legs -- and then the wings -- off of a bug. One was very high up in MS security dept -- you can imagine, and now laugh !

knew that these calls were bogus, so she would tell the scam caller that she would go get her mom - and then she would just put the phone down and leave it off the hook for ten minutes or so.

It didn't get rid of them, but it sure slowed them down.

I always liked that girl!

it's all mine as soon as i wire the finder's fee....

He just got busted for money laundering. Feds seized his cars, etc. and over $40 million in cash. Hope they didn't get your gold.

Their service desk will hook you right up.........

"Hi Grandpa. I'm in Mexico. I got arrested on drug charges and I need $5000 for bail or they'll put me in prison and I'll get killed."

"Oh good. I could tell you were a little piece of shit the second I laid eyes on you, and maybe getting the shit kicked out of you by a Mexican gang lord will get you to finally pull your head out of your fucking ass. Don't call here again."

as soon as I get that $27 million the Nigerian prince has promised to put in my account.

The guy got belligerent when I explained how Event Viewer works.

I got that call today too...

They said I had won the big prize, and a Mercedes Benz which they had delivered the day before. I hadn't even entered the sweepstakes and needless to say there was no car. I hung up. (Nope No Papa Slurpy's Pizza for Dogs) PCH says if you won 5 thousand or less, they just mail you the check. If it's more, they come to your door. They NEVER call.

Wolf