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Marthe48

(17,042 posts) Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:43 PM Jul 2020

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My granddaughter's jokes

Why was the beach wet?
Because the seaweed.

What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.

I laughed.

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My granddaughter's jokes (Original Post) Marthe48 Jul 2020 OP

I laughed, too. femmedem Jul 2020 #1

Kids go through the joke phases; we need the little chuckles. Backseat Driver Jul 2020 #2

We went to a big re-opening at a Legos store underpants Jul 2020 #3

Haha Marthe48 Jul 2020 #5

I love that they like the offbeat humor Marthe48 Jul 2020 #4

It's funny(?) that I am reverting to my schoolyard humor as I erronis Jul 2020 #6

One of my Dad's favorites :) Marthe48 Jul 2020 #8

LOL MLAA Jul 2020 #7

LOL! LeftishBrit Jul 2020 #9

femmedem

(8,208 posts)

1. I laughed, too.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:45 PM

Jul 2020

Thanks.

Backseat Driver

(4,399 posts)

2. Kids go through the joke phases; we need the little chuckles.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:45 PM

Jul 2020

underpants

(182,931 posts)

3. We went to a big re-opening at a Legos store

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:46 PM

Jul 2020

People were in line for blocks.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.

Marthe48

(17,042 posts)

5. Haha

Reply to underpants (Reply #3)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:48 PM

Jul 2020

You got me on the first one. I was looking for the rest of the story. lol

Marthe48

(17,042 posts)

4. I love that they like the offbeat humor

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:47 PM

Jul 2020

I get a big kick out of saying something punny and see that look on their faces when they get it.

erronis

(15,371 posts)

6. It's funny(?) that I am reverting to my schoolyard humor as I

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:54 PM

Jul 2020

I get a lot of raised eyebrows and people glancing at one another.

Even back then I didn't understand much of the humor (or not), but because the bigger kids thought it was funny, I thought it was too.

Like the two boys walking past the dog that's licking itself.

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Marthe48

(17,042 posts)

8. One of my Dad's favorites :)

Reply to erronis (Reply #6)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 08:12 PM

Jul 2020

lol

MLAA

(17,338 posts)

7. LOL

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 05:59 PM

Jul 2020

LeftishBrit

(41,212 posts)

9. LOL!

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Fri Jul 31, 2020, 06:22 PM

Jul 2020

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