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red dog 1

(27,857 posts) Fri Jul 31, 2020, 08:41 PM Jul 2020

Heard any good Trump jokes lately?

Last edited Sun Aug 2, 2020, 04:59 PM - Edit history (1)

Q) What's the difference between Donald Trump and a turkey?

A) One is an obnoxious creature that waddles around all day squawking loudly,
while the other is a type of bird.

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Heard any good Trump jokes lately? (Original Post) red dog 1 Jul 2020 OP

This is an old one, but still cracks me up.... FM123 Jul 2020 #1

Anyone care to post the DT joke "Ghosts in the White House"? red dog 1 Aug 2020 #2

Trump, Barr, Giuliani and Jared went to the store... jmowreader Aug 2020 #3

Someone in the Press.. Manifestor_of_Light Aug 2020 #4

Not actually a Trump joke, but red dog 1 Aug 2020 #5

FM123

(10,054 posts)

1. This is an old one, but still cracks me up....

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Jul 31, 2020, 08:43 PM

Jul 2020

After the Roosevelt Room and the Lincoln Bedroom, Donald Trump says his favorite room in the White House is the Oval Office. He thinks that President Oval was a ‘really really great President.’

red dog 1

(27,857 posts)

2. Anyone care to post the DT joke "Ghosts in the White House"?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Aug 2, 2020, 05:00 PM

Aug 2020

jmowreader

(50,562 posts)

3. Trump, Barr, Giuliani and Jared went to the store...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Aug 2, 2020, 10:07 PM

Aug 2020

When they came out, they found they'd locked the keys in the car.

"Now what the hell are we going to do?" Trump asked.

Everyone had ideas. Trump didn't like any of them.

"We could break the window." No.

"We're at Walmart. They sell coat hangers." No.

"We've got Triple-A...why don't we just call them?" No.

"Call home and have Melania bring the other set of keys." Definitely no.

Finally, after about an hour of batting around ideas, Trump yelled at the top of his lungs...

"One of you bastards better think of something quick. It's raining and we left the top down."

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)

4. Someone in the Press..

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Aug 3, 2020, 05:22 AM

Aug 2020

Someone in the Press asked Melania, "Do you bleach your asshole?"

Melania replied, "No, he uses spray tan."

red dog 1

(27,857 posts)

5. Not actually a Trump joke, but

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Aug 15, 2020, 04:52 PM

Aug 2020

(Meme)
"Republicans are terrified that American voters will interfere with the 2020 election"

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