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where are all the funny people here?
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you're Mother called, and she wants her dress back by midnight tonight.
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seems like a nice person, except for the tiara.
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Myself22
myself3
myselfalso


the last one has posted a couple of time but not in a LONG while, the other two have never posted

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but myselfalso might work.
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...myself!

Is that close enough?

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if it was a Monday, maybe, but just in case, you're Mother called and she wants her dress back

Does that sound like you?
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This makes me think of two bars I went to many years go. One was called My Mother's Place and the other The Library.


When asked, "Where have you been all night?" "I went to the library and then my mother's place" would be an honest answer.

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pick up your prize on your way to nowhere.

(That's the name of a phone booth in Nevada)
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you don't like me at all.
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