And the M&M women totally squeeze out milk or dark chocolate or peanuts or peanut butter, depending on gender.

So, yes, sort of?

Also, do the insidey bits vary by sex, gender, ethnicity, or a combination of the three?

("Phrasing!&quot

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True Dat.

One BJ would really mess up their day.

Everyone knows that babies taste better, so it stands to reason that Reese's Pieces are baby peanut butter M&Ms.

hanging head in shame...........

Stop me, I am on a Rollo............

...in their feverish searches for Mounds. For them, there was to be no Almond Joy.

about the M & Ms with the pretzels inside.

How do they have sex without becoming hopelessly tangled and melting in little puddles of salty brown-ness?

Good grief, stop me.

we know which one has nuts.

Can an M&M mate with a Skittle? Which further begs the question: Would such a union make a teabagger's head explode?


(on edit, my so called 'smart' phone did not recognise M&M, insisting on changing it to MfM.....strange huh?)

You get a lot of S&M as a result.

Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was an Almond Joy,

which made his Tootsie Roll! Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and

she squeezed his Peter Paul , & said, "you're better than the 3 Muskateers! " She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth.

I am all wet in antipation, I mean my mouth waters thinking of it all..............

Hand jobs and diddling are fun,but they just don't have the same intimacy that 'special kisses' do.

There were Pop Rocks™ sometimes as well.

That gets aMAZing.

Leaving your "eclectic" pecadillos to our imaginations.

At least until you find the right graphic.

But sex won't rot your teeth.

LOVIN' it.