Runner up: Apple Jacks

on edit: Yeah, I have a sweet tooth, you wanna make something out of it?

(but apple jacks sucked so bad I can't capitalize the name....)

Second place: Life! "He likes it! Hey, Mikey!"

Cold, soggy, milky gack? No thanks.

Love ‘em.

along with fried potatoes. Cereal? What is that? Never touch the stuff.

❤️🍊⭐️🍀

and Lucky Charms....

Delish, and stays crunchy in milk, to the last spoonful.

Just add milk.

God tier.

Honorable mentions:

Frosted Mini-wheat's
Cream of Wheat

You're welcome, fellow old farts.

And the obvious answer is Special K with Red Berries.

Laboriously.

It's damn sure my friend. The daily collection of new terms is as hilarious as it is obscene---cheap entertainment.

to make of it. I think I'm getting hosed much of the time.

Entertaining, yes.

but I see that was taken care of so here are a few runners up:

Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch
Cap'n Crunch ONLY BERRIES! All the berries, none of the shredding of the roof of your mouth.
Corn Flakes with a banana - I stopped putting sugar on them a long time ago but a banana cut up in it works just fine.
I like all the Chex cereals but corn and rice are my favorites

I remember liking Fruity Pebbles as a kid but I haven't had any in so long I'm not sure I still would like them. Same with Sugar Smacks. And Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Booberry.

I loved Quisp when I was really little but stopped seeing it in stores as I got older.

GOAT is shredded wheat, still eat it to this day.

Shredded wheat was the punishment cereal for not getting dressed and to the breakfast table early enough to get crunch berries. (my brothers and I could wipe out a box pretty quickly).

With enough sugar to leave some on the bottom of the bowl.

Homemade old fashioned oatmeal packed with raisins, apples and cinnamon is a close 2nd (also drizzled with maple syrup and warm milk)

Went vegan forty years ago.

I used to love them mixed with yogurt.

In the big rolled haystack without the added sugar. Just a drizzle of honey and some ice cold whole milk. I can still taste it!

I pour some hot water over it, then drain. Add half and half, teaspoon of Dark Brown Sugar, enjoy.

It leaves with a bowl of chocolate milk in the end.