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LynneSin

(95,337 posts) Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:08 AM Jun 2012

* gets out her staple gun and posts a sign above the new Microwave in the DU Break Room *

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*** gets out her staple gun and posts a sign above the new Microwave in the DU Break Room *** (Original Post) LynneSin Jun 2012 OP

Healthy BABY??? femmocrat Jun 2012 #1

That's the weird thing geardaddy Jun 2012 #21

Wow... I need one with all those disinfection choices! Yummy... hlthe2b Jun 2012 #2

Need a quick way to change a diaper? cbrer Jun 2012 #3

Health care soup! HappyMe Jun 2012 #4

Is that a Cthulu button in the upper right-hand corner? dawg Jun 2012 #5

Ah, Dark Lords never listen, per Eric Cartman... Denninmi Jun 2012 #27

They have to dry them out somehow. rug Jun 2012 #6

That's false billing. Even the healthiest babies have too much fat content to eat. Arugula Latte Jun 2012 #7

but then again HarveyDarkey Jun 2012 #8

I think that's just propaganda from the BMC (Baby Meat Council) Arugula Latte Jun 2012 #9

Maybe if you grill them on one of those George Forman grills LynneSin Jun 2012 #10

Someone tell the baby to cheer up 'cause that's the best his life is going to get. Kaleva Jun 2012 #16

What's to the right of bread I want one! jp11 Jun 2012 #11

I think it's a walking syringe LynneSin Jun 2012 #12

It looks like some kind of dinosaur ... surrealAmerican Jun 2012 #13

Looks like a squid. Kaleva Jun 2012 #15

I think it's pasta on a fork... Eyerish Jun 2012 #18

Recipes for cooking deities. Isn't that a bit sacrilege? LynneSin Jun 2012 #20

When did we get a breakroom? Old Troop Jun 2012 #14

well we know some of you DUers bring your lunch to DU instead of spending at the DU Cafeteria LynneSin Jun 2012 #17

You know how you know this is from South Korea? nolabear Jun 2012 #19

BEAR THANG!!! (doo... doo... um-doo-doo...doo... doo... um-doo-doo) YOU MAKE MY HEART SANG!!! MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #22

hamhung cold noodle sounds like a symtom in need of viagra Kali Jun 2012 #25

No "popcorn" button? HopeHoops Jun 2012 #23

No Popcorn can be made in the DU Microwave LynneSin Jun 2012 #24

Even if you cook it the right length of time, you can still smell it everywhere. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #30

Sad enough, I've heard of more people nuking a baby than I have of people nuking a cake MrScorpio Jun 2012 #26

Betty. Denninmi Jun 2012 #28

I've never heard of stuff this before…. MrScorpio Jun 2012 #29

femmocrat

(28,394 posts)

1. Healthy BABY???

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:14 AM

Jun 2012

But then, I guess you could disinfect it in there!

(I'm guessing it's for baby food! )

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

21. That's the weird thing

Reply to femmocrat (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 04:39 PM

Jun 2012

It literally says "Healthy Baby" in the Chinese characters.

hlthe2b

(102,294 posts)

2. Wow... I need one with all those disinfection choices! Yummy...

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:15 AM

Jun 2012

Good to know there is a site known as www.engRISH.com LOL

cbrer

(1,831 posts)

3. Need a quick way to change a diaper?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:19 AM

Jun 2012

Press healthy baby, & Clean by steaming. Works like a charm!

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

4. Health care soup!

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:34 AM

Jun 2012

That's what we need here in the US!

dawg

(10,624 posts)

5. Is that a Cthulu button in the upper right-hand corner?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:40 AM

Jun 2012

I'll bet he takes forever!

Denninmi

(6,581 posts)

27. Ah, Dark Lords never listen, per Eric Cartman...

Reply to dawg (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 10:12 PM

Jun 2012

... but they taste surprisingly delicious when cooked the right way.

rug

(82,333 posts)

6. They have to dry them out somehow.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:42 AM

Jun 2012

http://www.lvrj.com/opinion/new-wonder-drug-baby-pills-151286665.html

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

7. That's false billing. Even the healthiest babies have too much fat content to eat.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:33 PM

Jun 2012

You can call me a Food Nazi, but I say stop eating babies if you know what's good for you.

HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

8. but then again

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:40 PM

Jun 2012

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

9. I think that's just propaganda from the BMC (Baby Meat Council)

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:42 PM

Jun 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

10. Maybe if you grill them on one of those George Forman grills

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:50 PM

Jun 2012

you know where it helps drain the excessive fat off the meat

Kaleva

(36,312 posts)

16. Someone tell the baby to cheer up 'cause that's the best his life is going to get.

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 03:16 PM

Jun 2012

jp11

(2,104 posts)

11. What's to the right of bread I want one!

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:53 PM

Jun 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

12. I think it's a walking syringe

Reply to jp11 (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:59 PM

Jun 2012

surrealAmerican

(11,362 posts)

13. It looks like some kind of dinosaur ...

Reply to jp11 (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 02:52 PM

Jun 2012

... maybe an apatosaurus. It must be an awfully big microwave.

Kaleva

(36,312 posts)

15. Looks like a squid.

Reply to jp11 (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 03:14 PM

Jun 2012

Eyerish

(1,495 posts)

18. I think it's pasta on a fork...

Reply to jp11 (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 04:11 PM

Jun 2012

or the FSM riding a broom.... your pick

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

20. Recipes for cooking deities. Isn't that a bit sacrilege?

Reply to Eyerish (Reply #18)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 04:23 PM

Jun 2012

Old Troop

(1,991 posts)

14. When did we get a breakroom?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 03:13 PM

Jun 2012

I always eat lunch at my DU Desk.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

17. well we know some of you DUers bring your lunch to DU instead of spending at the DU Cafeteria

Reply to Old Troop (Reply #14)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 03:18 PM

Jun 2012

Which you missed some good specials today:

nolabear

(41,987 posts)

19. You know how you know this is from South Korea?

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #17)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 04:17 PM

Jun 2012

"bear thang"...

In spite of my name I swore off of bear thang a long time ago.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

22. BEAR THANG!!! (doo... doo... um-doo-doo...doo... doo... um-doo-doo) YOU MAKE MY HEART SANG!!!

Reply to nolabear (Reply #19)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 04:57 PM

Jun 2012

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... GRAVY!!!
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Kali

(55,014 posts)

25. hamhung cold noodle sounds like a symtom in need of viagra

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #17)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 08:20 PM

Jun 2012

and teh "cold noodle whichit rubs"? I don't know - this menu seems like it MIGHT be fake

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

23. No "popcorn" button?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 06:27 PM

Jun 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

24. No Popcorn can be made in the DU Microwave

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #23)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 07:26 PM

Jun 2012

some asshole pops it way longer than needed and stinks up the whole place.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

30. Even if you cook it the right length of time, you can still smell it everywhere.

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #24)

Tue Jun 26, 2012, 09:04 AM

Jun 2012

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)

26. Sad enough, I've heard of more people nuking a baby than I have of people nuking a cake

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 08:25 PM

Jun 2012

So, who would nuke a cake?

Denninmi

(6,581 posts)

28. Betty.

Reply to MrScorpio (Reply #26)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 10:13 PM

Jun 2012

Crocker, that is.

However, just because something CAN be done doesn't necessarily mean it SHOULD be done.

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)

29. I've never heard of stuff this before….

Reply to Denninmi (Reply #28)

Tue Jun 26, 2012, 12:15 AM

Jun 2012

What a horrible idea.

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