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(46,337 posts) Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:49 AM Jun 2012

Latest "unauthorized" (yeah right) nude pictures...

I just read an article where supposedly naked pictures of "Snooki" are online.

"Snooki's" PR flack first denied the pictures are real, now says they are "unauthorized."

Why would anyone want to see those in the first place?

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Latest "unauthorized" (yeah right) nude pictures... (Original Post) Archae Jun 2012 OP

Well, if she had a better stylist, wasn't an idiot or a Republican, she'd be kinda cute. Chan790 Jun 2012 #1

As Lewis Black said: Manifestor_of_Light Jun 2012 #2

You know, the first time I read that name "Snooki" MicaelS Jun 2012 #3

You pulled me in with "nude" and pushed me back out with "Snooki". n/t bluedigger Jun 2012 #4

Maybe someone has some terrible memories that they can't kill with alcohol and nekkid Snooki pics jp11 Jun 2012 #5

Same reason people slow down for wrecks on the side of the road? 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #6

Duh... because there hasn't been any fresh Oompah-Loompah porn in FAR too long. MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #7

It's like Bill Maher said - "Nothing good will ever come out of Congress - just like Snooki's vagina HopeHoops Jun 2012 #8

Snooki's Ex-BF I Didn't Leak Naked Snooki Pics! hunter Jun 2012 #9

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

1. Well, if she had a better stylist, wasn't an idiot or a Republican, she'd be kinda cute.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:12 PM

Jun 2012

I mean she's pretty but the whole cliche Jersey Girl thing is just trashy enough to ruin it.

Watch, that dumbass is going to take her money, put herself through college, around thirty she's going to straighten the fuck out, start dressing like an adult, get a real job and we're all going to be "Wow, when did that happen?"

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)

2. As Lewis Black said:

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:16 PM

Jun 2012

"WHY should I keep up with the Kardashians? I hear people talking about strange creatures called 'Snooki' and 'JWoww' and wonder why anybody cares."

sad but true.

MicaelS

(8,747 posts)

3. You know, the first time I read that name "Snooki"

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:35 PM

Jun 2012

I had to Google who she was. I had no earthly idea.

bluedigger

(17,086 posts)

4. You pulled me in with "nude" and pushed me back out with "Snooki". n/t

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:43 PM

Jun 2012

jp11

(2,104 posts)

5. Maybe someone has some terrible memories that they can't kill with alcohol and nekkid Snooki pics

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 12:55 PM

Jun 2012

might push those memories out of their mind?

4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)

6. Same reason people slow down for wrecks on the side of the road?

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 04:04 PM

Jun 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

7. Duh... because there hasn't been any fresh Oompah-Loompah porn in FAR too long.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 04:40 PM

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HopeHoops

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8. It's like Bill Maher said - "Nothing good will ever come out of Congress - just like Snooki's vagina

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 06:28 PM

Jun 2012

hunter

(38,317 posts)

9. Snooki's Ex-BF I Didn't Leak Naked Snooki Pics!

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jun 25, 2012, 06:38 PM

Jun 2012

Snooki's ex-BF Emilio Masella is adamant ... he's not the mastermind behind the naked Snooki photos that leaked onto the Internet last week -- telling TMZ, he never even saw them before they hit the web.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/11/snooki-naked-photos-emilio-masella-boyfriend

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I figured everyone would want to know....

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