Kitty Litter Cake!







http://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/kitty-litter-cake.html#c2

No one ate it at the party.

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... and I made and brought one of those cakes for the dessert (my ex was about
two cats short of being a crazy cat lady).
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The only person who had a problem with it was a 15-year-old niece who thought
it was "disgusting".
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Everybody else thought it was amazing.
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And this was a pretty "wealthy" family.
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(edit to add) The cake is missing a flat round poop with a pawprint in the
middle ("impressions made with the eraser end of a pencil) and "the departing
kitty's poop" should be more artfully draped over the edge.

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Blend a small amount of them with some green food coloring for the "chlorophyll".
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(edit to add) That DOES look like real kitty litter in that picture.
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Hold the root beer! Hold the ice cream!

we is here trying to making the bourbon be stretch by the use old Southern subtlety strategy which namely, that we is not actual be call attending to the bourbon but to the float

You walks about with big glass of bourbon, all the wimminses and chilluns also be want nice big glass

I knows you mother done teached you better of that