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To all DUers who don't watch Porn, how do you do it? (Original Post) ohiosmith Jun 2012 OP
I don't click on HopeHoops threads. Wait Wut Jun 2012 #1
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #4
You're relatively safe in The Lounge. kentauros Jun 2012 #24
I just says to meself: "Actual wimminses is more to meself be interestingly" struggle4progress Jun 2012 #2
A realist eh? ohiosmith Jun 2012 #6
I are very easily to be too bored quick struggle4progress Jun 2012 #10
I just think happy thoughts. dawg Jun 2012 #3
And just how far does that get you? ohiosmith Jun 2012 #7
Surpisingly far. dawg Jun 2012 #12
Last time I went to a porn theatre... it did not end well. MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #5
Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #8
Are there porn theaters anymore? hifiguy Jun 2012 #34
Who eats popcorn at a porn theater? Aren't the seats messy enough? Kaleva Jun 2012 #17
My very favorite Howie Mandel story-- nolabear Jun 2012 #18
That's MY story, too... MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #19
Porn theatre? How old are you????? aikoaiko Jun 2012 #42
15 MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #43
The Who have been wondering the same thing for over 30 years now. Systematic Chaos Jun 2012 #9
Great video! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #11
Expose yourself to art... rrneck Jun 2012 #20
Nice! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #32
I thought the right song was "Pictures of Lily" by The Who. Manifestor_of_Light Jun 2012 #27
livestock Kali Jun 2012 #13
+1 on the livestock thing riderinthestorm Jun 2012 #16
Hot! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #21
There Turbineguy Jun 2012 #26
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #33
I know Fox News when I see it... hay rick Jun 2012 #14
Sorry for the distraction! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #22
K and R bigwillq Jun 2012 #15
Thank you! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #23
I am a porn legend in my own mind. kentauros Jun 2012 #25
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhh!! Manifestor_of_Light Jun 2012 #28
That's a much better explanation than mine: kentauros Jun 2012 #29
Oh, and I'm glad to see you laughing! kentauros Jun 2012 #30
Usually in bed, but not always. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #31
In bed?! Damn! A new locale! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #39
You haven't lived until you've done it in an elevator. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #44
Maybe I'm wierd ... Myrina Jun 2012 #35
With a vivid imagination? Xipe Totec Jun 2012 #36
I have a dial-up........... panader0 Jun 2012 #37
I've already seen it all..... Cronkite Jun 2012 #38
I invite the neighbors over, pull down the shower curtain, and break out the wesson oil Major Nikon Jun 2012 #40
They get their jollies from the weather channel Taverner Jun 2012 #41

MiddleFingerMom

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5. Last time I went to a porn theatre... it did not end well.
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 07:21 PM
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hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
34. Are there porn theaters anymore?
Tue Jun 26, 2012, 05:37 PM
Jun 2012

I haven't seen one in at least 15-20 years. I thought the intertubes put them all out of business.

nolabear

(41,987 posts)
18. My very favorite Howie Mandel story--
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 09:30 PM
Jun 2012

Saw him on some late night thing years back talking about his favorite practical joke, which was to go into a porn theater with a squirt gun filled with Jergens Lotion.

Systematic Chaos

(8,601 posts)
9. The Who have been wondering the same thing for over 30 years now.
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 07:26 PM
Jun 2012


This is an indie video which was made nearly 30 years ago, saved by the guy who did it, and then shared on YouTube. It is completely worth checking out, especially if you like The Who.

Kali

(55,014 posts)
13. livestock
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 08:12 PM
Jun 2012


kidding - I find the vast majority of porn that I have seen extremely boring, then again I find the vast majority of ANY video type media boring so there is that...
 

riderinthestorm

(23,272 posts)
16. +1 on the livestock thing
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 08:39 PM
Jun 2012

+1 on the boring part too. I remember as a college freshman a bunch of us went to our first porn flick in our first week there - thinking we were so brave. This was in the dark ages when it was in the big theater and there weren't any DVDs.

So 7 freshman women troop into the theater prepared to experience our first porn...




... and were bored within 10 minutes. I can remember thinking "is this it?" We lasted another 15 minutes or so before my roommate leaned over and said she was heading out to go to a keg party down the street. I was bored to tears by then and we all left.

My husband's not into it either.

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
28. hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhh!!
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:58 PM
Jun 2012


You know why people tailgate us? Because they are drawn to us by our total awesomeness!!!

Myrina

(12,296 posts)
35. Maybe I'm wierd ...
Tue Jun 26, 2012, 09:07 PM
Jun 2012

... It doesnt interest me. The few times I have "watched" it, I've always thought "Well, that looks ridiculious..."

Then again, I havent had a date in almost 4 years - just not interested in dealing with another human's drama.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
40. I invite the neighbors over, pull down the shower curtain, and break out the wesson oil
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 12:37 AM
Jun 2012

Just like any normal person would.

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