Father of our country ... HA! Piker ...

An hour before Major Nikon got there.....on second thought maybe two hours.

Since I'll be in and out in 5 minutes.

....it sorta defeats the purpose of my arriving an hour or two before you now doesn't it! Ok, I hate fighting flame wars with a fellow DUer in good standing so I will stop with all the lusting over one tramp virgin and seek out another. Looking at the list of lasses taken by time travelers, that cherried cherub Dr. Ruth Westheimer has yet to be exploited by any of our fantasizing fetishits. Let the world know that chknltl taught her a thing or two before she knew anything!

(if you caught it, I found that delinquent letter 's' amusing so it remains elsewhere)

That would be my 2nd choice.

Thought we were gonna have to thumb wrestle over my lil dumplingness Dr. Ruth. Julia Child, now there's a woman, I have heard she can cook too! Nice choice. I didn't see anything in the rules about us dropping in on a second historic figure....and this time travel wasn't specific about exactly when we were to do these deeds....so with scant moments on the draft clock....

For 2012, coach chknltl chooses the Seattle Seahawks SEAGALS!

Now before you smack your head with your hand and ask, WTF, we needed a frontlinesman or a pass-rusher, let me explain.

I have been a Seahawks fan since Jack Patera and Jim Zorn ran things. Now some folks may be superstitious when it comes to sports but that's just not my bag. Nope, I don't have a special hat that I wear every Sunday, nor do I do some silly ritual before each game.

That said, there is one inescapable coincidence that I suffer through for each game the Seahawks lose. Absolutely speaking, each and every loss since the team first got started occurs after this event happens to me. It can't be chalked up to coincidence now can it?

Ok so now you are wondering what this all has to do with the Hawks cheerleader squad.. Good question. Ok, here is where things get very strange: Every loss that the Seahawks have EVER had came exactly one day after I did not get lucky with a Seahawks cheerleader! I know!!!..... What are the odds! For this reason, and solely because I am a Seahawks fan, I choose the entire Seattle Seahawks SEAGALS Cheerleading Squad as my second choice in order to help my team get more wins.

Ok now that that is taken care of back to Dr.... Ruth..listen up Ruthie my little turtledove ..repeat after me: vuh-gine-uh, vuh-gine-uh....no not penis, the public does not want to hear you use that word EVER. Just use the word vagina in every other sentence and things will be just fine...trust me.

A girl likes a little danger now and then.

She's at least up there.

Bless her heart.

2001-2003 Christina is my number one to go down on of all time, even is she ran a marathon in 100 degree weather.

The ensuing scandal would destroy the family and we'd be spared the Reign of W.

Yes, I'd take one for the team.

You're welcome.

Might as well at least make some of Cromwells bogus charges against her true.

You mean Henry VIII?

was Henry VIII's chief minister from 1532 to 1540. Well the entire sequence of events isn't certain anymore, he was a pretty strong advocate for the religious reformists and was the chief accuser of Anne Boleyn. He was the brother to Oliver Cromwell's Great Great Grandmother, Katherine Cromwell.

What isn't known is why he was so insistent that Boelyn die. Some suggest that she and her family were too powerful and conniving and as such had to be brought down. Others think that much of his accusation was due to Cromwells desire to take the money from monastic dissolution for himself and other nobles instead of delivering the major share into charity. Others yet think that he did it just because Henry VIII wanted to get together with Jane Seymour and dissolving a second marriage would make the king look bad.

in 1984...love me some Steve!

So it really would be Adam and Steve!

Not that my name is Steve. But you get the picture!

Virile bastard!

Cuz dirty dudes are NOT sexy! So, eliminating most of chronological humanity, I guess I'd go for a hot 30s or 40s screen actor in his prime. James Mason comes to mind...

I love those curvy 1950's women

Oh, yeah!!

Possibly the coolest person that ever lived!

And throw down with Sophia Loren!

Of course Sophia and I would be at least 30 years younger.

I would want to be the exact same age at the time of the said thrown down

I wouldn't mind being several years younger than her at throw down. I might need the stamina. She still exudes sensuality.

...I'd choose my wife (again and again.)

Hot, hot, hot!

She was kind of popular for a while back in the day.

Oh, wait--that probably doesn't count.

Well, he used to be a vampire, he got "de-vamped" and is human again - or is he?:

http://www.syfy.com/sanctuary/fieldguide/people/nikola_tesla


Nikola Tesla, pioneer of electricity and the man who discovered AC power, is one of The Five. When the group members each injected themselves with pure Source Vampire Blood, Tesla gained the most Vampiric traits from it. Given the gifts of Vampiric longevity, speed, and strength, he could also change to a Vampiric form with fangs and claws at will. Additionally, Tesla gained the power to manipulate and withstand large electrical currents, an ability he is fond of using (he even fell asleep in Edison's electric chair once). Since humanity slaughtered the Vampires long ago, Tesla eventually left The Five, and has been trying to bring back the Vampire race ever since. Deviously smart, charismatic, and manipulative, Tesla is often too mischievous to be trustworthy, and the methods he devises to try to resurrect the Vampiric race often scare and anger more ethical scientists.

In fact, he is so intelligent that Tesla, in many ways, became a victim of his own successes. In a recent attempt to resurrect the Vampire race, he inadvertently created Vampires that were too powerful and uncontrollable. He battled them using an invention of his called the "De-Vamper," which turned them back into mortals. Unfortunately for Tesla, in the struggle, he too got de-vamped, and seemed to lose all his powers. After repeated attempts to turn himself back into a Vampire, he later discovered that he could control magnetic fields, suggesting that the de-vamper only changed his powers, rather than removing them.

Recently, Tesla was caught looking for samples of Source Blood that the Cabal experimented with. It is unclear whether he was ever able to find such a sample, but if he did, he would once again become a charismatic but very dangerous Vampire.

She was in many a wet dream when I was 14.....

....he would own a cat and spend most of his time right here in the lounge.

Oh wait a moment...you thought I was gonna say something else didn't ya.

One: she was a true-blue liberal.
Two: She looked like this -



...and this...:

in the clueless era

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3157559040/tt0112697

To this day I have a MAJOR crush on her

Not that I've ever thought about that:

I have the feeling it would have been competitive. I might have let him win, though.

I love crazy, smart people. They're normally really good in bed.

If I couldn't have Steve, I'd probably go with Darwin and see if I could get him to scream, "Oh God!"

when both she and I were young and fabulous looking.

Actually, I wouldn't want to have sex with her...I would rather spend that time just chatting with her and when we were done I would say to her: "Thank you for being you, THANK YOU from a whole lot of people who will someday miss you deeply."

In their youth:

Helen Mirren


Jodie Foster


Meryl Streep


and also...

Mata Hari
Tallulah Bankhead
Dorothy Parker
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

but man, I'd have to do a great job of it with the last 3, because criticism coming from women that witty could be really hard to deal with!

Oh, wait...that probably doesn't count. As another sex symbol named above would say...

To perpetuate the Tudor line.

If I did a good job, I could probably get a ship and crew out of it.

And, she was a redhead!

If I can go back in time, I might as well be able to have a ménage a trois with fictional characters.

aside from her fabulous singing .... she is hot.

... or maybe Amelia Earhart.

Not the actor but the agent.

I have a feeling I'd regret it, but...whoof.

Either isis from That TV Show' the Secrets of isis' or Tessa From the Highlander Episodes' or Trixie Trotter from 1931...