what I find strange is you...still thinking about a strangers random purchases from a few years ago.

I'm glad it was posted....made me laugh on a shitty day

the beer to get you ready for the enema, and the cookies as comfort food for afterward ...

hahahaahah

I used to work in commissioned hardware and garden sales in a Brooklyn, NY department store. I had the most ornery-looking clearly-not-a-gardener-or-skilled-tradesman guy come in and buy:

• gasoline can
• rope
• bug-zapper light
• reciprocating saw
• plastic sheeting

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Any mysterious missing or dismembered hookers make the news about the same time?

1. The beer's to pass the time while you wait
2. The cookies are for snacking
3. The enema is administered to the foal to help it have its first bowel movement.

So the one I saw that made me go was the guy with a bundt cake pan, condoms and dog treats.

The only time I've ever bought an enema was for a foal - and Fleet is the brand the vet recommended.

I would have gone for a cola or something with caffeine to help me stay awake rather than a beer, but I don't drink alcohol. And lemon cookies would hit the spot while waiting for the foal to hit the ground!

Now "bundt cake pan, condoms and dog treats" would definitely be a for me, too!

I did not know that foals got enemas right away.

My new thing to learn for the day!

condoms and a home pregnancy kit.

She is worried that she might be pregnant and wants to make sure that she doesn't get that way if the test comes back negative.

The butter was for my neighbor, the bird seed for me.

Could look funny.

It was a big container of butter.

and he's worried about the outcome, thus the beer and cookies.

Not weird at all.

when we were shopping at Wal-Mart. So I got my own cart, picked up a few extra items, met her at a check-out and got in front of her. She was horrified to see that not only did I get a toilet plunger but also personal lube, a disposable enema kit, some candles, Kool-Whip and condoms. As I had the checkbook and had to pay for what I had and what she had, there was no way she could pretend we didn't know each other.

I thought the joke to be very funny but she did not.

the checkout lady didn't even bat an eye but I imagine she, to this day, tells the story "You wouldn't believe what this one couple bought!". LOL!

I read that to my husband and the next time he goes shopping with his family, he is planning to buy that. At the check-out, he'll say "I am taking my buddy on a camping trip"

However, the look on my (now ex) wife's face was priceless as she saw the items I took out of my shopping cart.

Her friend approaches and asks her, "What are you doing tonight?" Her reply? "Just hanging out at home."

Maybe the items weren't related in the way I thought they might be, but it still makes me laugh to this day.

mikey_the_rat

Next you'll be telling me I'm the only other person to consume cookies rectally, eh?

I didn't think so...

It's that creamy filling that gets you ever time....

I was filling in at one of the small town branches in my system covering vacations last year. I was going through our incoming interlibray loan cart and there was this one load for a patron that was, interesting. There were five or six contemporary Christian music CDs and two books by Anais Nin. Little Birds and Delta of Venus. The girl who came to pick these up was about 15-16, and was wearing the uniform polo of the local uber-fundie "Christian Acadamey". She had a big old shit-eating grin when she picked those up.

For those of you unfamiliar with Anais Nin, those two works I mentioned are her most famous works of erotica. And they're quite explicit...

They were very little. My husband decided to buy us each a little something for our return. So, on the conveyor belt at Target he had a pair of sexy women's panties, a Teletubbies video, and a couple other items, including a tube of lotion. He suddenly realized how weird it all looked.

In a drugstore, I bought a roll of film, a bag of Hershey's kisses, and an 32 pack of Trojans.

Picking up an emergency prescription for a sick family member. The woman in front of me was wearing a wedding dress, and buying a pack of condoms and a case of baby formula. WTF? Lady, you didn't think of that before the wedding?

Veggie sushi, chocolate soy milk, a bagel and a cactus.