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zappaman

(20,606 posts)
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 01:08 PM Jul 2012

Holding in the fart makes it smell worse.

Farts are perhaps the internet’s favorite thing after cats. Be it videos of all sorts of animals farting to websites which contain hundreds of fart sounds, we enjoy farts. The composition and the science behind a fart is fairly simple but the humor associated with it is timeless. It is perhaps the sounds it makes or the fact that it can be used in various pranks. However, in high society, farts are considered ill mannered and only the past time of the uncouth. Consequently, a lot of people try to hold them in when in the company of a stranger or someone you respect or are trying to impress.

Though there are many theories concerning holding in farts. One says that you could fill yourself up with all that un-discharged gas and spontaneously combust. On a more serious note, however, holding in gas causes a set of problems. One being that the fart will get smellier by the minute the longer you hold it in. Farts consist of a number of gases like Oxygen, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Methane etc. Most of these gases can be absorbed in the blood stream but nitrogen does not. The longer you hold a fart, the more nitrogen will collect in the fart and this makes it smellier. Besides this, doctors believe that holding in farts does not cause any problem besides a stomach ache.

http://www.whattheffacts.com/smell-of-fart/

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Holding in the fart makes it smell worse. (Original Post) zappaman Jul 2012 OP
Ever light a fart? NightWatcher Jul 2012 #1
nitrogen is odorless, and 80% + of the air around us. ret5hd Jul 2012 #2
And it CAN be absorbed into the bloodstream. Ask any diver. Scuba Jul 2012 #3
Methane is odorless too Major Nikon Jul 2012 #4
So it's a good idea to hold it Turbineguy Jul 2012 #5
My son, when very young, painted a pretty picture about them. Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #6
I thought nitrogen was odorless? Kaleva Jul 2012 #7
smell zappaman Jul 2012 #8
Rec'd Kaleva Jul 2012 #9
Shouldn't this be in the science group? HarveyDarkey Jul 2012 #10
Thank you! zappaman Jul 2012 #11
Just don't do this: Initech Jul 2012 #12
I'd put my dog up against anyone . ...Even the other dogs in the neighborhod think "He smells funny" BlueJazz Jul 2012 #13
Um, porn? I think that factors in there somewhere. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #14
It does in some Brazilian porn. Kaleva Jul 2012 #15
Try getting old - them doggone walking farts follow you everywhere! sad sally Jul 2012 #16
"Oh, did somebody step on a duck?" kentauros Jul 2012 #17

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
1. Ever light a fart?
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 01:11 PM
Jul 2012

I shot a blue flame outta my ass the size of a basketball back in highschool on a Krystal's fart.

ret5hd

(20,495 posts)
2. nitrogen is odorless, and 80% + of the air around us.
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 01:14 PM
Jul 2012

on edit: nitrogen is 78%+, i just looked it up.

Baitball Blogger

(46,736 posts)
6. My son, when very young, painted a pretty picture about them.
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 01:51 PM
Jul 2012

Mom, when you smell a fart, it means you're smelling the air that went through someone's intestine.

Kaleva

(36,310 posts)
7. I thought nitrogen was odorless?
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 02:01 PM
Jul 2012

"The longer you hold a fart, the more nitrogen will collect in the fart and this makes it smellier. "

zappaman

(20,606 posts)
8. smell
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 02:05 PM
Jul 2012

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

For all your fart facts...

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

 

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)
13. I'd put my dog up against anyone . ...Even the other dogs in the neighborhod think "He smells funny"
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 02:45 PM
Jul 2012

sad sally

(2,627 posts)
16. Try getting old - them doggone walking farts follow you everywhere!
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 05:03 PM
Jul 2012

An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop farting all the time. In fact, since I've been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times."

"No kidding..." says the doctor with a bit of an upturned nose. The doc says "I've got just the stuff." and gives her some pills. "Here take these for 10 days, then return for a follow up appointment."

So she takes the pills and returns 10 later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. "What kind of medicine is this? I'm still farting just as much! They still don't make any noise, but now they stink terribly!"

The doctor nodded, "Great, now that we've your sinuses cleared up, we'll work on your hearing next!"

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