Cats are not assholes. Dogs are just chivalrous.

"No, no, Lenny, it's all right, I'll sleep in the large, spacious basket without complaint, even though I'd much rather have the tiny, little unconfortable one instead."


"Duuuuh, well OK George, if it's all right with you, you know what's best."

How smart is that?

Everyone knows that bike-riders taste bad.

Joggers are too slow and cars are too fast.

A cyclist travels at the perfect speed to give a dog a good workout.

Nothing dumb about that at all.

Like a dog has a set exercise regimen.

He didn't have any front claws (found him that way - I'd never do that to a cat) but dogs didn't know that. Usually he would just chase them to the end of the yard, but he chased a chow across our yard AND the neighbor's yard. This was NOT a cat dogs messed with.

That's how scary he is.

That is such a funny photo. I'm saving it.

I have three cats, though, and recently started taking in a dog when her humans go away on occasion. That's when I learned dogs pretty much defer to cats.


Cher

the the floor is lava.

of them to cuddle in.

and are never too shy to ask for it. Or demand it, in some cases.

He's bigger than the cat - he could reclaim the bed but doesn't

Not the cats fault for sure