I think you should do a copycat where you shave your feces!

Oh, never mind.

GOING GREEN
Humanure: Goodbye, Toilets. Hello, Extreme Composting
By ADAM FISHER Friday, Dec. 04, 2009

For more than a decade, 57-year-old roofer and writer Joseph Jenkins has been advocating that we flush our toilets down the drain and put a bucket in the bathroom instead. When a bucket in one of his five bathrooms is full, he empties it in the compost pile in his backyard in rural Pennsylvania. Eventually he takes the resulting soil and spreads it over his vegetable garden as fertilizer.
"It's an alternative sanitation system," says Jenkins

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http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1945350,00.html

Clearly you're full of shit!