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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
Wed Aug 15, 2012, 02:34 PM Aug 2012

This is the Threatdown! The Number One threat to America... CANADIANS!!



That's right, Canadians. Not content with their Timmies, back bacon, hockey, and universal health care, they are now staging cross-border raids on our Costcos!!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/residents-washington-town-want-stop-canadians-shopping-nighborhood-170812607.html

Costco is in the headlines again, and this time it has nothing to do with Joan Rivers. It seems the Costco in Bellingham, Washington, has become exceedingly popular with Canadian shoppers to the dismay of locals who are claiming "gridlock" in the aisles. The store's proximity to the Canadian border means Canadian shoppers need only to drive 21 miles south to take advantage of the exchange rate and lower sales tax.

Angry locals have even created a Facebook page, "Bellingham Costco Needs a Special Time Just for Americans" which has received more than 3,000 "Likes." An opponent of the Americans-only plan wrote on the page, "Not only are you giving Costco a bad name, but the entire town of Bellingham. Just be happy your town is busy. There are a lot of places around America that would do anything for patrons to visit their businesses." Good point. Another user offered this proactive peacemaking suggestion: If Costco's so popular, how about it open another location? That way there will surely be enough giant jars of mayonnaise and pallets of cat litter for everyone.


Bellingham is not just near the border, it's near Vancouver, so there are lots of Canadians ready to rape and pillage the defenseless Costco.

And yes, you read that correctly: "take advantage of the exchange rate". The loonie is now above par.
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This is the Threatdown! The Number One threat to America... CANADIANS!! (Original Post) KamaAina Aug 2012 OP
DUH!!!! Since we have never won a war against them. whistler162 Aug 2012 #1
Well, I for one am not eating any Tim Bits. Denninmi Aug 2012 #2
Oh the humanity. Try living in Northern Delaware for awhile LynneSin Aug 2012 #3
Like Americans have never driven over the border for anything? NV Whino Aug 2012 #4
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha TrogL Aug 2012 #5
No! Not Celine Dion!! KamaAina Aug 2012 #6
Worse than that... pipi_k Aug 2012 #7
My grandmother was born in 1898. She was 18 when applegrove Aug 2012 #8
Damn Canadians. We should deport them all. HopeHoops Aug 2012 #9

Denninmi

(6,581 posts)
2. Well, I for one am not eating any Tim Bits.
Wed Aug 15, 2012, 03:29 PM
Aug 2012

I have a pretty good idea which cut of the Tim Horton they come from.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
3. Oh the humanity. Try living in Northern Delaware for awhile
Wed Aug 15, 2012, 04:11 PM
Aug 2012

Our stores are overrun by out-of-staters looking to buy crap with no sales tax. Geez, Total Wine on Naeman's Road, the first exit after leaving Pennsylvania, is overwhelmed by bad driving Pennsylvanians looking to shop at the 2nd largest liquor store in the world (Some place in Texas as the largest - this place is like shopping for booze at a fricking Wal-mart).

Bunch of whiners in Washington!

NV Whino

(20,886 posts)
4. Like Americans have never driven over the border for anything?
Wed Aug 15, 2012, 04:34 PM
Aug 2012

Like drugs, maybe. Stop whining already.

applegrove

(118,759 posts)
8. My grandmother was born in 1898. She was 18 when
Wed Aug 15, 2012, 05:37 PM
Aug 2012

the Soviet Revolution happened. When she grew up in Nova Scotia they were afraid of Americans. She kept that fear for 100 years. She'd say "forget the Soviets: it's the AMERICANS we have to worry about". She loved the NDP.

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