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Ineeda

(3,626 posts)
Thu Aug 16, 2012, 07:41 AM Aug 2012

Yippee! The FB1 Department of Fix is protecting my $8.3 million funds

according to a (gmail) notification this morning. Here's an excerpt. Thank dog they're on the case.

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
EMAIL: fb1deptoffix1@gmail.com


ATTENTION:ATM CARD BENEFICIARY.


We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment. Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately. After the board meeting held at our headquarters, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem, and as you may know, we have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER in Europe, America, Africa and Asia Pacific, which is the instruction given by United States Of America President. This card center will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM MACHINE in the World as the FBI and the Home Land Security have fully Authorize your card.

I want you to be rest assured that we are deeply involved in the transfer of your fund valued$8.3m, and we are solidly behind you to make sure your fund gets into your account without further delay. through our intelligent unit, we found out your money was placed on hold few weeks back by the united states intelligence unit, because your card was issued in re-approved and updated to 2011 visa master credit card. we have fully concluded the arrangement and the card is now available for shipment to your home address as to enable you have your fund and note the official chat of withdrawal have been stated bellow. For you is understanding.

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Yippee! The FB1 Department of Fix is protecting my $8.3 million funds (Original Post) Ineeda Aug 2012 OP
About time the government takes advantage of free email services like Gmail LynneSin Aug 2012 #1
Don't guess you'll ever see that money. Downwinder Aug 2012 #2
"For you is understanding." pinboy3niner Aug 2012 #3
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