Oops - wrong kind of water.

And I have had like 5 cans of Dt. Dew today.

Nah, better not, too many uptight rich people with absolutely no sense of humor in my neighborhood. Don't want to end up in jail.




OK, jokes aside, on a legal note, I do have to add this, just for public information, as a warning to people. Because I would hate to see some innocent teen prank or a drunken moment ruin someone's life. In Michigan, and in some other states, public urination is considered a sex crime. Here in Michigan, you could end up on the sex offender registry for life under the wrong circumstances. It often has to be combined with other acts or as part of a "three strikes" provision, but still, better safe than sorry.

Arizona, Ariz. Rev. Stat. §13-3821 (if the individual has more than one previous conviction for public urination—two if
exposed to a person under 15; three if exposed to a person over 15); California, Cal. Penal Code §314(1)-(2), 290; Connecticut,
Conn. Gen. Stat. §53a-186, §54-250, §54-251 (if the victim was under 18); Georgia, O.C.G.A. §42-1-12, 16-6-8 (if done in view of
a minor); Idaho, Idaho Code Ann. §18-4116, 8306, 8304; Kentucky, Ky. Rev. Stat. Ann. §510.148, §17.520, 500, §510.150;
Massachusetts, Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 272 §16, ALM GL ch. 6 §178G, 178C; Michigan, Mich. Comp. Laws §167(1)(f), §28.722,
723; New Hampshire, N.H. Rev. Stat. Ann. §651-B:1, RSA 651-B:2, 645:1(II), (III); Oklahoma, 57 Okl.St. §582.21, §1021; South
Carolina, S.C. Code Ann. §23-3-430; Utah, Utah Code Ann. §77-27-21.5, §76-9-702.5; Vermont, Vt. Stat. Ann. Tit. 13, §2601,
§5407, 5401.