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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIf there was a zombie outbreak, liberals would probably be first to go, because
liberals have the most delicious braaaaiiiiinnnsss!
Mmmmmm.....brains....
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)Mmmmmm......
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)You may want to schedule an appointment with your ZombieDoctor to get a tune-up for your ZombieNose. Or Noses, as the case may be. I don't know how many appointments a Horde would need...
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Good thing I've made all my preparations for ZombieApocalypse.
dawg
(10,624 posts)They would rely too much on their guns, and when the ammo ran out ............ crunch!
Liberals understand the concept of renewable resources:
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)rppper
(2,952 posts)you can make your own shells....i've had friends who never bought shells, picked up the casings and reused them...especially shotgun shells....plus you can pack the shells with just about anything.....i have to admit i like that club though! I have a pretty impressive collection of axe handles of various lengths and wood types....
if the zombie hords come, i'll have my trusty mossburg and one of the above mentioned axe handles ready to go....better safe than sorry when it comes to the flesh eaters.....
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)Tobin S.
(10,418 posts)That link in your sig is really cool.