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If there was a zombie outbreak, liberals would probably be first to go, because (Original Post) ZombieHorde Sep 2012 OP
Somebody has a one-track mind pinboy3niner Sep 2012 #1
Your brain smells really nice. ZombieHorde Sep 2012 #2
That was just a brain fart pinboy3niner Sep 2012 #3
When your upper lip is decomposing, almost everything smells nice. nt ZombieHorde Sep 2012 #4
Point taken pinboy3niner Sep 2012 #5
No, conservatives would die first. dawg Sep 2012 #6
Good point. nt ZombieHorde Sep 2012 #7
not exactly..... rppper Sep 2012 #9
How did you get that picture of me?! nt ZombieHorde Sep 2012 #11
Hey, Zombie Tobin S. Sep 2012 #8
That link is really cool. My kids really liked it too. nt ZombieHorde Sep 2012 #10

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
3. That was just a brain fart
Sun Sep 2, 2012, 09:01 PM
Sep 2012

You may want to schedule an appointment with your ZombieDoctor to get a tune-up for your ZombieNose. Or Noses, as the case may be. I don't know how many appointments a Horde would need...

dawg

(10,624 posts)
6. No, conservatives would die first.
Sun Sep 2, 2012, 09:23 PM
Sep 2012

They would rely too much on their guns, and when the ammo ran out ............ crunch!



Liberals understand the concept of renewable resources:

rppper

(2,952 posts)
9. not exactly.....
Mon Sep 3, 2012, 12:26 AM
Sep 2012

you can make your own shells....i've had friends who never bought shells, picked up the casings and reused them...especially shotgun shells....plus you can pack the shells with just about anything.....i have to admit i like that club though! I have a pretty impressive collection of axe handles of various lengths and wood types....

if the zombie hords come, i'll have my trusty mossburg and one of the above mentioned axe handles ready to go....better safe than sorry when it comes to the flesh eaters.....

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