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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Tue Sep 4, 2012, 02:53 AM Sep 2012

Kali helps the Border Patrol in their search for illegals:

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A Border Patrol agent stopped at Kali's ranch recently. "I need to search
your ranch for the presence of illegals."
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Kali said, "OK, just as long as you stay out of that big field over there."
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Reaching into his back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge,
shoved it in her face and shouted, "Lady, I have the authority of the
Federal government behind me!! See this fucking badge? This fucking
badge means I'm authorized to go wherever I wish... on any land!!!
No damn questions asked nor damn answers given!!! Do you understand?
Have I made myself clear?
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Kali nodded politely and went about her chores. A short time later, she
heard loud screams, looked up and saw the agent in the field, running
towards her for his life, being chased by her biggest, meanest old bull.
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With every step, the bull was gaining ground and it seemed more and
more likely that the agent was going to be gored before he reached
the fence. He was clearly terrified.
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Using her hands as a megaphone, Kali shouted some helpful advice.
"Your badge... show him your fucking badge!!!"
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Kali helps the Border Patrol in their search for illegals: (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Sep 2012 OP

Oh I do love this post MFM! turtlerescue1 Sep 2012 #1

That was great! HopeHoops Sep 2012 #2

So funny solara Sep 2012 #3

tee hee Kali Sep 2012 #4

I'm not being sarcasitc MrsBrady Sep 2012 #5

Yahoo!!!! elleng Sep 2012 #6

turtlerescue1

(1,013 posts)

1. Oh I do love this post MFM!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:01 AM

Sep 2012

And Kali for it!

and just because

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

2. That was great!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 11:26 AM

Sep 2012

solara

(3,836 posts)

3. So funny

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 11:31 AM

Sep 2012

Kali

(55,016 posts)

4. tee hee

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 07:08 PM

Sep 2012

good remake of an old one (starring MEEE)

so, today I needed some law enforcement and I couldn't get a call in for shit!

two strange looking guys (militia types?) were parked over the top of a big gasline TARGET shooting with pretty good sized rifles (sorry I am a dipshit but their furthest target was almost a 1/4 mile away!)

A) target shooting on a fucking gas line?

B) on state trust land with no recreation permit or hunting license

C) not allowed to target shoot with either of those anyway

D) uh, my cows???

E) legitimate dove hunters leaving the area in disgust at these clowns

F) talk back and challenge me to call the sheriff

fucking verizon was having some unknown area problem for the previous 14 hours (lost my internet last night phones acting wacky all morning) and I could NOT get a clear call in to get a deputy out before they left.

I have seen (and called) on one of them before - that time he was shooting (away from) really close to a paved county road, also still on that same gasline. He was gone by the time I got back to where he was that day so I don't know if a deputy got to him that time or not, but what a dumbass mo fo! and rude too.