Iron Anne Bonney

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

My pornstar name is better (Austin Hazzard), but I'll take it.

I'll have you in irons fer impersinatin' me!

May the faster sword be the winner!

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Not bad at all!

Fun Quiz!

Your pirate name is:

Captain Charity Read


Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Maybe it was the question about parrots that got me, I dunno...





Laura

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Arrrgh. I think Mad Annie sounds better.


Keep your timbers shivered today!

although I claim a distant relationship to Grainne (based on the fact my family came from her territory!)

as well.

you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Iron Anne Flint.

(She said 'poop'...)

Although methinks it has more to do with killing interlopers than personal hygiene. Arrrrrr!

That's Smee!

Mad Bess Rackham

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

we must have been seperated at birth.

"Your pirate name is:
Captain Bess Kidd

"Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"


I'm a reliable pirate? Oh, the shame of it all!

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid me eyes on. Arrr!!

And you be a'keeping your hands offa me booty, ye ole scurvy dog

Iron Tom Bonney

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! (Seem wrong? Try it again.)

Iron Mary Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

would also be "Honeychild Moose Moss". Arrrrr

[color-red]Bloody Anne Roberts [/color]

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!