nuclear stuff outside the restroom somebody will take it!

I guess I'll leave it in my locker until I wander into Meta.

I mean most bicycle chain locks will work nicely on securing your nukes!

I'll head out to the hardware store later and pick one up.

carrying nuke and tweeking on meth?

Just saying!

Hit a patch of ice, spun out, hit the curb, bounced still in a spin, caught the front wheel and rolled over on to the side walk. Fortunately, it was zero dark thirty am, we were all comfortably numb, have no idea where that little silver roach holder went.

Does that count?

In Jersey, lot's a stuff happens.

Volkswagon translates directly into "people's car" and Porche designed the original. The new ones are just Honda type crap with a retro body and they don't have a very good safety record compared to the old ones. You'd think it would be opposite because there's nothing up front in an old one, but they're still safer because they're made out of REAL STEEL!

And yeah, I've done time in Joisey and it sucked every time. I honestly don't understand how anyone can live there. "Are you from Joisey? I'm from Joisey!" - Joe Piscapo. "What exit?" - everyone.

We all remember the last time you were in the bathroom with your Bunker-Buster Nukes while snorting Midol.

we'll have record to all the dumb things we do.

Dressage tips

MFM farts.

and yet you did

Please answer quickly, 'cause I really gotta GO!!

wouldn't be much point in going in then. Just sayin'.

Mad man Andi Drunkard has already dropped a couple of nuclear weapons inside the men's room. It's downright uninhabitable.

I was looking for funny signs today and that showed up in my search. When I saw the Mad Man Andi Dunkard I remembered I had used it before.

then you are a sorry state of a human being - the type of person that would vote for people like Mitt Romney

Just saying