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LynneSin

(95,337 posts) Tue Sep 25, 2012, 09:52 AM Sep 2012

* Get's her staple gun out and posts new DU Lounge Emergency Instructions *

You people just don't know how to put safety first so please review these helpful signs and instructions so you are prepared for the next DU Lounge Emergency

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*** Get's her staple gun out and posts new DU Lounge Emergency Instructions *** (Original Post) LynneSin Sep 2012 OP

"Flatulence" and Braille are not a good combination on a sign. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #1

How does a blind person know where to find the signs? Baitball Blogger Sep 2012 #3

Yeah, I've wondered about that. Same with ATMs. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #5

There's never an emergency where I'd drink Bud-pisser. n/t geardaddy Sep 2012 #2

So what if those were the last 3 cans of any type of booze anywhere in the world LynneSin Sep 2012 #4

Begrudgingly. geardaddy Sep 2012 #6

Your sacrifice would save the world from a Zombie invasion LynneSin Sep 2012 #7

Hey, I'd rather lose my brain than drink that piss. geardaddy Sep 2012 #8

But you would have superpowers LynneSin Sep 2012 #9

So, I'd be The Spleen? geardaddy Sep 2012 #10

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

1. "Flatulence" and Braille are not a good combination on a sign.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 11:19 AM

Sep 2012

Baitball Blogger

(46,755 posts)

3. How does a blind person know where to find the signs?

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 11:24 AM

Sep 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

5. Yeah, I've wondered about that. Same with ATMs.

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 11:29 AM

Sep 2012

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

2. There's never an emergency where I'd drink Bud-pisser. n/t

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 11:23 AM

Sep 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

4. So what if those were the last 3 cans of any type of booze anywhere in the world

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #2)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 11:29 AM

Sep 2012

and drinking them would give you superpower to fight the zombies

You'd drink them then!!!

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

6. Begrudgingly.

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #4)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 11:55 AM

Sep 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

7. Your sacrifice would save the world from a Zombie invasion

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 12:16 PM

Sep 2012

And your country thanks you for that!

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

8. Hey, I'd rather lose my brain than drink that piss.

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #7)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 12:18 PM

Sep 2012

But probably after I lost my brain, I'd wanna drink that piss.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

9. But you would have superpowers

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #8)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 12:20 PM

Sep 2012

of course your superpower would be flatulence so overpowering it could banish the dead and of course that means you could never use an elevator again. But hell, haven't you always wanted to be a superhero?

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

10. So, I'd be The Spleen?

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #9)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 12:43 PM

Sep 2012

http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/584770/mystery_men_the_spleen.swf

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