test for your DNA?

What I was referring to is that when those houses are built, most people finish the inside with a couple of quick coats of shellac. This is not a good idea, because shellac, while providing a beautiful finish, does not hold up to the outdoor elements very well, and the wood on the inside of those lovely tiny homes quickly rots.

What did you think I was talking about?

Sheesh.

and the bird takes umbrage at the invasion?

is it a swallow?

Peeing out of a whole lot of holes after that encounter!

all of a sudden. You feeling okay, Lucky?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm busy trying to get all these splinters out.

Thank you.

removing those splinters with chopsticks or tongs, you go right ahead, Lucky!

plastic spoon, but it's not working out so well. I should have listened to you in the first place.

Foreskinceps.

(Please forgive me, mods. Unable to pass-up the opportunity)

No need to go begging for forgiveness when you tickle our pickles with a DUzy pun like that one.

I see you're a relatively new member around here. Welcome!

Simply lost for 20 years, but I’m back. I remember the days when we swore like sailors - it’s just time to clean my shit up.



- Leo

welcome back from the fruckin desert!

Literally had been in the desert! From PHX to Vegas to LA (and many points betwixt).

And thanks!

- Leo