Hmph, My letter from Biden is different from everyone else's.

From: Joe Biden info@barackobama.com
To: Joe Shlabotnik

Joe,

I did my best to make you proud tonight.

But I hope you remember one thing: You still owe me 25 bucks from the last time I paid for the beer and pizza, and you also returned the Camaro with only 1/8th tank of gas.

So if you want to hang out with Barack and me again, please pay up, and please chip in $5 for beef jerky to show us you mean it:

http://donate.barackobama.com/Our-Team

Thanks,

Joe