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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsKind of a serious question - but how do I make sure a human doesn't spot me?
I'm a coyote and I'm stalking this human but I think he's on to me. How do I change things up so he doesn't notice me anymore!!
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)menacing manner. Throw pine cones and give the human's dog the evil eye.
HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)You don't really have to do ANYTHING to sneak up on a human except sit somewhere they're likely to walk.
Donkees
(31,433 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)MiddleFingerMom
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Denninmi
(6,581 posts)... things which have been seen cannot be unseen!
MFM!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Canis Major
by Robert Frost
The great Overdog
That heavenly beast
With a star in one eye
Gives a leap in the east.
He dances upright
All the way to the west
And never once drops
On his forefeet to rest.
I'm a poor underdog,
But to-night I will bark
With the great Overdog
That romps through the dark
This poem presented on the theory that it's always a good time for some Robert Frost.
rrneck
(17,671 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)lastlib
(23,257 posts)of course--it might be kinda dangerous hanging with all the jackals........that's the risk you'd have to take.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)kurtzapril4
(1,353 posts)It's soooooo hard to sit there and listen to their shit, but I take notes and report back to the local Dem. organisation.
petronius
(26,602 posts)Humans will always skritch a fuzzy animal belly - once he comes in close, you pounce! (Or, just enjoy a daily belly rub...)
felix_numinous
(5,198 posts)they taste better when they're laughing
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