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Kind of a serious question - but how do I make sure a human doesn't spot me? (Original Post) LynneSin Oct 2012 OP
Growl in a HappyMe Oct 2012 #1
Silly coyote...avg human eye is conditioned to see parking spaces, Coffee and burger shops HereSince1628 Oct 2012 #2
wear vertical stripes Donkees Oct 2012 #3
Wear plaid. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #4
Just don't do what MiddleFingerMom does. (Always a good rule to live by.) MiddleFingerMom Oct 2012 #5
EEWW! Just remember ... Denninmi Oct 2012 #14
Follow the Canis Major! OriginalGeek Oct 2012 #6
You have to blend into whatever environment he expects to see. rrneck Oct 2012 #7
! hedgehog Oct 2012 #8
SOMEBODY HELP ME I WAS SPOTTED AGAIN LynneSin Oct 2012 #12
go to a local Tea Party meeting--won't be a human being in sight to see you lastlib Oct 2012 #9
You kidding me!!! They hunt folks like me from Helicopters LynneSin Oct 2012 #11
I've infiltrated the local Tea Party kurtzapril4 Oct 2012 #15
Roll over onto your back and wiggle your legs in the air petronius Oct 2012 #10
Wear a disguise felix_numinous Oct 2012 #13

HereSince1628

(36,063 posts)
2. Silly coyote...avg human eye is conditioned to see parking spaces, Coffee and burger shops
Fri Oct 12, 2012, 03:49 PM
Oct 2012

You don't really have to do ANYTHING to sneak up on a human except sit somewhere they're likely to walk.

MiddleFingerMom

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5. Just don't do what MiddleFingerMom does. (Always a good rule to live by.)
Fri Oct 12, 2012, 03:59 PM
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OriginalGeek

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6. Follow the Canis Major!
Fri Oct 12, 2012, 04:01 PM
Oct 2012

Canis Major

by Robert Frost



The great Overdog
That heavenly beast
With a star in one eye
Gives a leap in the east.

He dances upright
All the way to the west
And never once drops
On his forefeet to rest.

I'm a poor underdog,
But to-night I will bark
With the great Overdog
That romps through the dark


This poem presented on the theory that it's always a good time for some Robert Frost.

lastlib

(23,257 posts)
9. go to a local Tea Party meeting--won't be a human being in sight to see you
Fri Oct 12, 2012, 04:33 PM
Oct 2012

of course--it might be kinda dangerous hanging with all the jackals........that's the risk you'd have to take.

kurtzapril4

(1,353 posts)
15. I've infiltrated the local Tea Party
Fri Oct 12, 2012, 06:55 PM
Oct 2012

It's soooooo hard to sit there and listen to their shit, but I take notes and report back to the local Dem. organisation.

petronius

(26,602 posts)
10. Roll over onto your back and wiggle your legs in the air
Fri Oct 12, 2012, 04:36 PM
Oct 2012


Humans will always skritch a fuzzy animal belly - once he comes in close, you pounce! (Or, just enjoy a daily belly rub...)

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