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pokerfan

(27,677 posts) Fri Oct 12, 2012, 06:26 PM Oct 2012

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Contest: Smallest Penis Gets a Free iPhone 5!

How far will you go to get a free iPhone 5? What about embarrassing yourself in front of your entire country claiming that you have the tiniest penis in your homeland?

That's the contest proposed by Singlesex.dk, a sex dating site in Denmark. Its owner, 45-year-old Morten Fabricius, has asked men to send photos of their penises to win a free iPhone 5. The one with the smallest penis wins.

http://gizmodo.com/5951401/if-you-have-the-tiniest-penis-in-denmark-you-will-get-a-free-iphone-5

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Contest: Smallest Penis Gets a Free iPhone 5! (Original Post) pokerfan Oct 2012 OP

I'm not sure how to judge that. Small in "Mr. Dinky" state is different from "Hulk" state. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #1

Exactly. dawg Oct 2012 #5

Like a frightened turtle... pokerfan Oct 2012 #6

Funny, but that's exactly the term I use when I come in on a really cold day. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #11

Should I just send you my address? trof Oct 2012 #2

Who has the biggest truck? baldguy Oct 2012 #3

compensation truck pokerfan Oct 2012 #7

But what if Paul Ryan already has an iPhone 5? KamaAina Oct 2012 #4

I have a Samsung! rug Oct 2012 #8

lol Mario_Ordinario Oct 2012 #9

CALL GRANTCART!!!! HIS WIFE SAYS HE CAN WIN GOING AWAY!!!! cliffordu Oct 2012 #10

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

1. I'm not sure how to judge that. Small in "Mr. Dinky" state is different from "Hulk" state.

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 06:58 PM

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dawg

(10,624 posts)

5. Exactly.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 08:51 PM

Oct 2012

Step one: fill tub with cold water
Step two: add three large bags of ice
Step three: soak

Ba da bing! Free iPhone5!

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

6. Like a frightened turtle...

Reply to dawg (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 09:01 PM

Oct 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

11. Funny, but that's exactly the term I use when I come in on a really cold day.

Reply to pokerfan (Reply #6)

Sat Oct 13, 2012, 09:51 AM

Oct 2012

trof

(54,256 posts)

2. Should I just send you my address?

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 07:08 PM

Oct 2012

baldguy

(36,649 posts)

3. Who has the biggest truck?

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 07:12 PM

Oct 2012

That's your boy.

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

7. compensation truck

Reply to baldguy (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 09:03 PM

Oct 2012

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

4. But what if Paul Ryan already has an iPhone 5?

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 07:44 PM

Oct 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

8. I have a Samsung!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 09:05 PM

Oct 2012

Mario_Ordinario

(16 posts)

9. lol

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 09:49 PM

Oct 2012

hilarious.

cliffordu

(30,994 posts)

10. CALL GRANTCART!!!! HIS WIFE SAYS HE CAN WIN GOING AWAY!!!!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2012, 09:53 PM

Oct 2012

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