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GeorgeGist

(25,321 posts) Sun Oct 14, 2012, 03:34 PM Oct 2012

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DUCKS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

http://bipolarbear.co.nz/2012/10/11/ducks-will-take-over-the-world/

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DUCKS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (Original Post) GeorgeGist Oct 2012 OP

No possible way. Graywarrior is armed with duct tape and quite dangerous with it. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #1

Count on it. graywarrior Oct 2012 #8

Quacked! sarge43 Oct 2012 #20

"...or the ducks will get you in the end." Tobin S. Oct 2012 #2

The kid's homeschooled. kurtzapril4 Oct 2012 #3

In New Zealand. Proving that stupidity exists everywhere. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #5

Beautifully debunked by PZ Myers over at Free Thought Blogs. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #4

Will uhhhh, Fuck a Duck! madinmaryland Oct 2012 #6

Well, they are No. 2 in the polls KamaAina Oct 2012 #7

So...are you saying the kid is right? n/t A Simple Game Oct 2012 #9

Almost right, still number 2, but gaining fast!!!! Throckmorton Oct 2012 #12

That's the trouble with being an agnostic, I keep forgetting about FSM. n/t A Simple Game Oct 2012 #17

I'm an Orthodox Lingunite, Throckmorton Oct 2012 #18

I heard they would let anyone on DU. A Simple Game Oct 2012 #19

Well, speaking as an agnocchi OriginalGeek Oct 2012 #22

Daisy would make a great first-lady Captain_truthteller Oct 2012 #10

Poor kid. surrealAmerican Oct 2012 #11

Clearly, young Jasmine has never observed ducks for any length of time NV Whino Oct 2012 #13

I for one, think children Should compete with ducks. Joe Shlabotnik Oct 2012 #14

Jasmin has a (sarcastic) sense of humor struggle4progress Oct 2012 #15

They've already figured out a way pipi_k Oct 2012 #16

This is why I always give the ducks my leftover bread 4th law of robotics Oct 2012 #21

Not unless the Sun Devils have something to say about it Thursday JonLP24 Oct 2012 #23

"Ducks are people, my friend." yellowcanine Oct 2012 #24

EAT MOR DUK! KamaAina Oct 2012 #25

lol Jose_Jalapeno Oct 2012 #26

If she doesn't believe in Evolution, why should we worry if ducks evolve? geardaddy Oct 2012 #27

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

1. No possible way. Graywarrior is armed with duct tape and quite dangerous with it.

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 03:38 PM

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graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

8. Count on it.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 05:05 PM

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sarge43

(28,941 posts)

20. Quacked!

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #8)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 08:28 AM

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Tobin S.

(10,418 posts)

2. "...or the ducks will get you in the end."

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 04:00 PM

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Is this the logical extension of the old "man on dog" argument? Duck on man?

kurtzapril4

(1,353 posts)

3. The kid's homeschooled.

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 04:05 PM

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I'll say no more.

GoneOffShore

(17,339 posts)

5. In New Zealand. Proving that stupidity exists everywhere.

Reply to kurtzapril4 (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 04:13 PM

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GoneOffShore

(17,339 posts)

4. Beautifully debunked by PZ Myers over at Free Thought Blogs.

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 04:07 PM

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http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2012/10/13/the-ducks-are-gonna-get-you/

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

6. Will uhhhh, Fuck a Duck!

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 04:38 PM

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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

7. Well, they are No. 2 in the polls

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 04:54 PM

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A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)

9. So...are you saying the kid is right? n/t

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #7)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 05:09 PM

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Throckmorton

(3,579 posts)

12. Almost right, still number 2, but gaining fast!!!!

Reply to A Simple Game (Reply #9)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 05:46 PM

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The FSM works in strange and wonderful ways,
Ramen

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)

17. That's the trouble with being an agnostic, I keep forgetting about FSM. n/t

Reply to Throckmorton (Reply #12)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 09:27 PM

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Throckmorton

(3,579 posts)

18. I'm an Orthodox Lingunite,

Reply to A Simple Game (Reply #17)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 05:45 AM

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I will have nothing to do with those herticical and scismatic Pastafarians.

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)

19. I heard they would let anyone on DU.

Reply to Throckmorton (Reply #18)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 08:13 AM

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Oh well, it takes all kinds.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

22. Well, speaking as an agnocchi

Reply to A Simple Game (Reply #19)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 11:26 AM

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there are fair points to be made on either side. I just don't know.

Captain_truthteller

(14 posts)

10. Daisy would make a great first-lady

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 05:13 PM

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lol

surrealAmerican

(11,361 posts)

11. Poor kid.

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 05:21 PM

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She obviously needs a better education than she's getting at home. Her parents are severely limiting her future.

NV Whino

(20,886 posts)

13. Clearly, young Jasmine has never observed ducks for any length of time

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 06:42 PM

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Joe Shlabotnik

(5,604 posts)

14. I for one, think children Should compete with ducks.

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 07:10 PM

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It would make for hilarious photos. And isn't competition supposed to be a good thing; maybe it will drive down the price of children, or improve the quality of ducks.

struggle4progress

(118,290 posts)

15. Jasmin has a (sarcastic) sense of humor

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 08:25 PM

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pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

16. They've already figured out a way

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 08:37 PM

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to watch us wherever we are...

4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)

21. This is why I always give the ducks my leftover bread

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 10:47 AM

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the odds are low they'll take over the world (maybe 1:5) but it's worth the investment just in case.

JonLP24

(29,322 posts)

23. Not unless the Sun Devils have something to say about it Thursday

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 11:35 AM

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#1 pass defense in the nation.

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

24. "Ducks are people, my friend."

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 12:26 PM

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And should be taxed accordingly.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

25. EAT MOR DUK!

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 01:03 PM

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Jose_Jalapeno

(11 posts)

26. lol

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 01:21 PM

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Hilarious!

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

27. If she doesn't believe in Evolution, why should we worry if ducks evolve?

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 01:35 PM

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