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originalpckelly

(24,382 posts) Sun Oct 14, 2012, 06:23 PM Oct 2012

The story of the serial public masturbator of the Auraria Campus in Denver, CO...

As told through the eyes of the police crime blotter:
September 7, 2012
Officer responded to the South Classroom Building on an indecent exposure call. The Reporting Party (RP) stated that they were sitting in the lobby area when they noticed the subject had their penis out and was masturbating. The RP left the area. The RP told a fellow student who went back, but the subject was gone. The RP refused to pursue charges.

September 8, 2012
Officer responded to the Auraria Library on an indecent exposure call. The Reporting Party (RP) stated that they were studying on the second floor, when they looked up and saw the subject standing in front of them, stroking their exposed penis. The subject stood their staring at the RP while the RP gathered their property and left the area to report the incident. The RP thought it was a prank and did not pursue criminal charges.

September 11, 2012
Officers responded to the Arts Building on an Indecent Exposure call. The Reporting Parties, (RPs) stated that the subject was masturbating on the 2nd floor by the restroom. When one of the RPs walked towards the subject, the subject took off running. Both RPs refused to file a Criminal Report. Officers could not locate the subject.

Officers responded to the Events Center on an Indecent Exposure call. The Reporting Party, (RP) stated that the subject was masturbating on the 2nd floor in the men's restroom doorway. A campus wide search for the subject was conducted and the Officers could not locate the subject.

Follow up:
It is not clear at the present time if the subject plead guilty or if the prosecutor cut him a deal. There is certainly no news on whether jury is hung or if the subject will in fact get off.

http://www.ahec.edu/campuspolice/crimeblog.htm

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The story of the serial public masturbator of the Auraria Campus in Denver, CO... (Original Post) originalpckelly Oct 2012 OP

Well, the REAL question is whether or not the defendant is hung. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #1

Our house was burgled and, much later, the neighbor I thought did it faced other charges... MiddleFingerMom Oct 2012 #2

HopeHoops

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1. Well, the REAL question is whether or not the defendant is hung.

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 06:37 PM

Oct 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

2. Our house was burgled and, much later, the neighbor I thought did it faced other charges...

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 06:43 PM

Oct 2012

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... and I went into town to attend his trial to see if they had recovered the TV console he
had stolen from us. I went to the wrong courthouse and never did find out about our TV,
but I sat through the funniest trial I hope to ever see.
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This 21-year-old man had been out on a date with his GF and they got into an argument
before going into a diner. They were parked out in the back parking lot and she was going
to just take him home when he grabbed her keys out of the steering column and refused
to give them up. She told him where to get off (ironic) and WALKED home.
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He sat in the car, slid over into the driver's seat and inserted the key so that he could
listen to the radio. He started missing her. He started missing her real BAD!!! The cops
were called and he was arrested.
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First witness in the trial was the older waitress who had been working that night. She
had gone on break and glanced out the back window above the sink where she was washing her
hands and saw him sitting in the car. She called the cops.
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Defense attorney: Can you tell us what you saw him doing?
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Waitress: He was mmphl-bmph-n (masturbating).
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Atty: Speak up, please.
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Waitress: He was mmphl-bmph-n.
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Atty: Speak UP, please!!!
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Waitress: DAMMIT, HE WAS PLAYIN' WITH HIMSELF!!!
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Other funny witness testimony. The young arresting officer turned the beetest
shade of beet-red I've ever seen.
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This poor guy had to get up and defend himself in that courtroom full of people.
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Turned out he had had 2 or 3 DUI's and had lost his license. He had been smart
enough not to drive the car off, but to turn on the radio, he had turned the key
forward (without starting the car) instead of backward to "accessories" and in
Tennessee, that's "intent to drive" and he was convicted of a FOURTH DUI and
driving on a revoked license. The judge wanted time to consider the charge of
indecent exposure.
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