The first part was such a laff riot, what with trains zipping around sharp mountain turns at what looked like 160 mph and all. Oh yeah, and the shots of the main characters walking past the begging homeless like that'll show 'em!!.

The bad lighting, bad focusing, costumes the actors brought in from home, do-it-yourself hair and makeup, large parts of the film shot in someone's living room and all the other things that made this look more like a high school film course final project (that they got a C on) than a Major Motion Picture.

Galt's "epic" speech?