All TRUE audiophiles know for the maximum fidelity, you simply must hire the band you wish to listen to and have them play live in your living room.

I just got done with the most fabulous Great White listening session. The band left about an hour ago. The fire department is just finishing up.

a package deal?

I got over a hundred singers and bands to shrink themselves down to the molecular level and live inside my iPod.

It's a wonder how they all manage to get along in there without major skirmishes breaking out.

Then my iPod exploded.

And the host saying "Well, these things happen." Just to pour some salt into that fresh wound.

...snaps in the machine due to brittleness. And cleaning up the mess??? Heaven on EARTH.