It'll be gone by Wednesday.

using lots of mummified rodents. That was almost forty years ago, but you never know.

which drove the rats into my house. I hired a pest guy and he killed 18 rats. if i had known, I would have sent that person all the carcasses.

The dogs were rolling on it, so I put it in a rat-sized plastic box, taped it shut, put that in a plastic bag and put the whole thing in the trash. I couldn't bury it in the yard because the dogs would have dug it up.

And now you tell me....

BTW, I wonder if that Craigslist ad was posted by Mr. and Mrs. Turkey Vulture.