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UTUSN

(70,708 posts)
Sat Nov 3, 2012, 11:24 PM Nov 2012

Why are there NO soccer socks in the color BROWN?!1 & believe me I've LOOKED!1

I'm a bit obsessive (NO, REALLY!1) and need to have black shoes and brown. And I don't like to give up shorts totally for the winter, so one option is SOCCER SOCKS. So the black or blue are not a problem, but I have done a fairly obsessive search for BROWN, both in local outlets and on the web, and there are NO brown. The closest have been hiking type or skiing, but these seem too heavyweight.

The soccer things are really PRIMARY colors, even with stripes and other designs. http://www.amazon.com/Puma-Mens-Socks-Yellow-Large/dp/B004TRNJD0/ref=sr_1_15_m?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1351998812&sr=1-15&keywords=soccer+socks+men

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
1. Soccer players worry that brown socks MAY lead the opposing team to think...
Sat Nov 3, 2012, 11:33 PM
Nov 2012

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... that a penalty kick caused them to soil themselves... thus making the
athletic supporter/Depends personal injury/embarrassment combo kinda
pointless.
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UTUSN

(70,708 posts)
2. HahaHAH!1 Well, I'll spare everybody a pic of what I look like, and it ain't like a soccer player
Sat Nov 3, 2012, 11:35 PM
Nov 2012

Think a humongous pot belly complemented by soccer socks. It's a horrible, horrible thing.

UTUSN

(70,708 posts)
4. That's an idea!1 Although I haven't thought about it much but it seems like they
Sat Nov 3, 2012, 11:40 PM
Nov 2012

wear droopy socks around the ankles?!1

UTUSN

(70,708 posts)
6. O.K., I *found* the BROWN. PearSox out of West Chester, PA
Sun Nov 4, 2012, 02:17 PM
Nov 2012

The hitch now is that they have a 12-pairs minimum on most of their stuff. There is also a color "Vegas Gold" that looks like it might be tan. So West Chester is west of Philadelphia, eh.

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