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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCheck out this product on Amazon called the Hutzler 571
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
The reviews and their comments are pretty hilarious!
kalli007
(683 posts)939 of 957 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Angle is wrong
I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.
Published 3 months ago by J. Anderson
flying_wahini
(6,606 posts)" When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. "
Baitball Blogger
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Ambulance-chasing lawyer.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Iterate
(3,020 posts)By Noah "phup" (Tampa, FL) - See all my reviews
If God does not exist, then how is it that a banana fits so perfectly in this banana slicer? CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!
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By Uncle Pookie - See all my reviews
Once I figured out I had to peel the banana before using - it works much better.
Ordering one for my nephew who's in the air force in California. He's been using an old slinky to slice his banana's. He should really enjoy this product!
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By tdheld77 - See all my reviews
Vietnam, Korea, Iraq...they have nothing on the war I struggle with everyday in avoiding eye contact while eating a banana. If I eat it whole every time it enters my mouth I feel like I am being judged on my technique. Laughter stirs, people begin to point and shout "look at the woman "eating" a banana!!"...Now, thanks to this product the pressure has gone! I whip off the peel, and place this on my banana and eat it by hand, in pieces, non judgmental pieces! Thank the lord
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Don't be fooled by the Fox Run Craftsmen Banana Slicer. Even though it's "Craftsmen", we all know it's a cheap knockoff.