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Check out this product on Amazon called the Hutzler 571 (Original Post) flying_wahini Nov 2012 OP
Hilarious! kalli007 Nov 2012 #1
I liked this comment flying_wahini Nov 2012 #2
The Hutzler? I thought it was called the Bobbitt. Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #3
Where's Lionel Hutz??? Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2012 #4
"incorporated it into our love making"??? WTF!?!?!? HopeHoops Nov 2012 #5
What a hoot Iterate Nov 2012 #6

kalli007

(683 posts)
1. Hilarious!
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:49 PM
Nov 2012

939 of 957 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Angle is wrong


I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.
Published 3 months ago by J. Anderson

flying_wahini

(6,606 posts)
2. I liked this comment
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:52 PM
Nov 2012


" When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. "

Iterate

(3,020 posts)
6. What a hoot
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:16 PM
Nov 2012

By Noah "phup" (Tampa, FL) - See all my reviews
If God does not exist, then how is it that a banana fits so perfectly in this banana slicer? CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!
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By Uncle Pookie - See all my reviews
Once I figured out I had to peel the banana before using - it works much better.
Ordering one for my nephew who's in the air force in California. He's been using an old slinky to slice his banana's. He should really enjoy this product!
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By tdheld77 - See all my reviews
Vietnam, Korea, Iraq...they have nothing on the war I struggle with everyday in avoiding eye contact while eating a banana. If I eat it whole every time it enters my mouth I feel like I am being judged on my technique. Laughter stirs, people begin to point and shout "look at the woman "eating" a banana!!"...Now, thanks to this product the pressure has gone! I whip off the peel, and place this on my banana and eat it by hand, in pieces, non judgmental pieces! Thank the lord

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Don't be fooled by the Fox Run Craftsmen Banana Slicer. Even though it's "Craftsmen", we all know it's a cheap knockoff.

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