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An obvious satire troll, but still fun!
"Liberals have no personal responsibility when it comes to the pain they have heaped on the American conservative with this election. Shouldn't everyone be given a ribbon and made to feel special in their new Liberal America?"
Also a hit on Rachel:
"Like some pixie headed bandleader, Maddow has whipped the left into a stampeding frenzy of a billion trampling bunny feet over the morally righteous."
http://dailybleach.com/liberals-must-stop-enjoying-conservative-cry-porn-including-rachel-maddow/
My questions:
How long are the conservatives going to cry about the election?
When will they evolve? (If they evolve...)
Is it wrong to enjoy seeing all the tears?
bluedave
(366 posts)1. FOREVER,it's their nature
2. NEVER
3. NO
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)my vodka martinis with - I use their tears instead of Vermouth.
Nice.
Aristus
(66,426 posts)I haven't forgotten how those smirking assholes called me 'un-American' for opposing their fascistic oil-grab in Iraq.
I hope they feel just this awful for the entirety of the next four years...
I still remember vividly the right-wingers saying, "Get over it!" and "Sore/Loserman!" when the 'wingers on the Supreme Court handed the 2000 election to the worst president in modern history.* Obama won in a landslide in 2008 AND this year despite the GOP's efforts to make it as difficult as possible for voters to, y'know, actually vote and ensure that their votes were counted, just like they did in 2004 with voter suppression nationwide and voting machine shenanigans in Ohio.
The GOP nominated a completely unprincipled, breathtakingly dishonest candidate and now they're boo-hooing that the American people (most of us, anyway) weren't dumb enough to fall for his bullshit and vote against our own interests? Fuck them. I plan on enjoying this as long as I can.
*Nearly as obnoxious as "Sore/Loserman" were the "Miss me yet?" billboards and bumperstickers with der Chimpenführer's face on them which started popping up midway through Pres. Obama's first term. (FTR, NO, GOP, and fuck you for asking.) Apparently the GOP didn't miss Dubya, either, given that it seems as if he spent most of Romney's campaign locked in a closet somewhere in the hope that the American people would forget about him and fail to realize that Romney would've been Bush 2.0.
SEMOVoter
(202 posts)This year I've absolutely relished the conservative cry porn. To the point I think I may need a 12 step program.
I was concerned through the last week of the campaigns that voters will fall for the ol' bait and switch again.
I am delighted that Citizen's United has come full circle so quickly to bite them in the asterisk of history with a solid pounding.
They still have a few years left of the gerrymandered districts, but we are watching. I just don't want any bad karma to ruin it.
Missn-Hitch
(1,383 posts)Consider the 2016 campaign - we have Clinton/Obama. Who the hell do they have? This is a remarkable time to be alive friend.
ancianita
(36,112 posts)SEMOVoter
(202 posts)irisblue
(33,007 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)They also spent over 100 million on a witch hunt that never so much as indicted the Clintons for anything and as far as I could tell never indicted anyone else that wouldn't have been otherwise charged. Some people were even let off or given lesser sentences for the promise of spilling the goods on Bill which never amounted to anything.
Missn-Hitch
(1,383 posts)I have already lost one friend (probably temporary), my best friend will not reply to a silly video I sent as a peace offering, and my 3 brothers....no word. By the way, the friend I lost - text included "that communist" for another 4 years. He initiated the texting....I replied, Bush breaks it in 8, Obama gets 8 to fix it. I don't understand and I am trying not to gloat directly but, DAMN I am enjoying this internally. Woo hoo! Uh, goonie goo goo.